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#1
So i am sitting downstairs, its like midnight where i am. And i hear this sort of weird sound(kinda like heavy breathing), everyone is asleep but me. So i pick up a chair and start to move near the sound( i watch alot of horror movies). It seems to be coming from above me i look up and realize it sounds like a bed creaking back and forth. And my parents bedroom is right above me. I know you might say, grow up, its human nature. Well i agree but, dude, its your parents...


Any similair experiences?
How did you deal with it?
#3
wow... now I feel bad, its just one of those things you dont want to know.
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#5
Yes.

I was with my girlfriend.

I heard a weird squeking sound.

I got up to see what it was.
The sound stopped.
I got back into bed.

Few seconds later, the sound started again.

Pretty creepy, ehh?
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Better then walking in on your sister.


But thats the best part (only if she doesn't see you )<.<<.>>.>
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#8
damn it. I thought a burglar was about t find out why you don't mess with kids with chairs.
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#9
Open the door, and yell "Surprise!"
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#10
I thought you were going to say God was there to rape you..
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#12
lool yeah once i stayed up really late finishing homework, and then i walked to the kitchen to get something to drink, and as i walked by my parents bedroom i heard like repetative sqeaky matress sounds.... i couldnt look at my parents for like a week
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#13
You should run upstairs and throw the chair and then run out of the room crying.

That'll teach them.
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THIS CALLS FOR A PAPER BAG!

lol jk dude
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Better then walking in on your sister.

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#18
lol ur parents were having buttsecks
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#21
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lol ur parents were having *********



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#22
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Open the door, and yell "Surprise!"

lmao.
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#23
omfg i was down in my room (right below my parents room) the other night and holy **** i heard a 'yeah, you like that doncha bitch?'
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#24
I will probly cringe every time i see them for a while now. They told me to go to bed earlier(which is unusual). Now i know why. Should have listened.
#26
you shoulda ran up to your dad started slapping him on the ass and said "You want another one of me now?! eh?!"
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omfg i was down in my room (right below my parents room) the other night and holy **** i heard a 'yeah, you like that doncha bitch?'

your parents Saddam Hussein and Satan?
#29
god is anyone else tired. I'm exhausted but I can't pull myself away from the obese mum action.
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#30
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So i am sitting downstairs, its like midnight where i am. And i hear this sort of weird sound(kinda like heavy breathing), everyone is asleep but me. So i pick up a chair and start to move near the sound( i watch alot of horror movies).


Dude, what are you thinking? When has slowly and cautiously moving towards the source of a mysterious sound EVER worked out in favor of the asshole jock/black guy/hot girl? Even if you aren't a dangerously expendable archetype, curiosity is never very healthy. Hear some freaky ****? You RUN, not inquisitively check it out while asking if anyones there...

Your gonna get eaten some day.
#31
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you shoulda ran up to your dad started slapping him on the ass and said "You want another one of me now?! eh?!"

#32
thats nasty...

wut if it was ur parents...
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#34
ive heard my mom and dad,then like 2 weeks ago i heard my mom and her boyfriend,and i heard my dad and his girlfriend but i just act like nothings goin on
#35
I don't think that its something that people are supposed to get used to.........
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#36
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ive heard my mom and dad,then like 2 weeks ago i heard my mom and her boyfriend,and i heard my dad and his girlfriend but i just act like nothings goin on


Are your mom and dad still together by any chance?
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#37
yeah.....a couple months ago, i was sitting downstairs way late one night and i heard the ole creaking sound..


i was so scared cause i knew right away what it was..


so i bolted up the stairs and jumped in bed..

and the creaking stopped..


i felt kinda bad just cause....well you know....


what if you were in the middle of that and you heard someone pounding up the stairs..?

you know..


it wouldnt exactly put you in a better mood...
#38
Tomorrow morning, you should walk up to your dad and say "Dad, i heard some weird sounds last night, I think someone's in the house besides us." "What? What are you talking about, son? There's no one in the house besides us." "I don't know, Dad. Last night i heard something squeaky over and over again, like a door opening and then someone walking around upstairs, and I could faintly hear a voice, so please, Dad, I'm scared." And continue to tell him you think someone's there until he feels so guilty and tells you what it really was, and when he does, scream "HAHAHA I GOT YOU!!! I KNEW IT WAS YOU TWO!!!! HAHAHAHA YOU GOT OWNED, NOOOB!!!"
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#39
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Better then walking in on your sister.

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#40
I once shared a room with my rents.
I couldn't sleep one night but my parents thought I was asleep.
And, yeah, they both had sex while I was awake.

Switched rooms the nex day.
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