#1
This 75 year old woman had a vision one night, she saw and spoke to God. She asked him, "how much time do I have to live?" He said, "you have 35 years left."

So that whole year she had a ton of cosmetic surgery, she had a face lift, a tummy tuck, her nose reshaped, liposuction, she completely did herself over. She figured as long as she was going to live another 35 years she was going to look young again. After all this was done, that same year she was hit by a car and was killed instantly.

When she entered St. Peter's gate she walked over to God and said, "What happened? I thought you said I had another 35 years!"

God replied, "I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU!"

whatever, i didnt write it, but i think its funny
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#3
God killed someone he didn't know about? Sounds logical.
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#4
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God killed someone he didn't know about? Sounds logical.


my thoughts exactly
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#5
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Sounds like a bad myspace bulletin.

no this was made before myspace.. and are there good myspace bulletins??
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#8
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the guy that made this up was on crack or something

why do you say that?
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#10
whos god?
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#12
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whos god?

Chef Boyardee
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#13
so... chef boyardee is fictional... my life is over
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