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#1
4 or 5 days ago I posted a thread asking what would happen if I had sex with this pregnant chick at work who was hitting on me. Well today it happened. So to save time,
here's some answers to the questions you will probably have.

1. Why would you want to have sex to a pregnant chick?
If you saw her you would understand.

2. What was it like?
Amazing.
(I don't want to get in to much detail). But it was the best sex I've ever had. (Although I'm 19 and only had sex on two other occasions, and both times with the same chick). And while the big pregnant stomach was a bit weird at first, it quickly became a turn-on.

3. Did you harm the baby?
No, having sex will not do any harm to the baby whatsoever. She was on top so there was no pressure on her stomach. Also she requested I didn't squeeze her breasts because they were tender.

4. Did her husband find out?
Nope.

5. Will this become a regular thing?
Hard to say at this point, but I hope so. Having sex with a pregnant woman is something I'd recommend everybody try at least once in their lifetime.

6. I think you are lying.
I couldn't care less. If you don't want to believe me than that's fine. I'm just posting this up-date because a lot of people were interested in my last thread.

Please leave any questions, props or flaming below. I will do my best to respond to it all.
#3
Cool...

If you're into that then I congratulate you.
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#10
congrats on your threesome.
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by the end of the day this thread will have at least 100 posts
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#12
sex with a pregnant woman? isnt that like putting gas in car you already wrecked?
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#14
This reminds me of that one episode on The Drew Carey show where Kellie was pregnant and wanted sex or something.
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seriously though i know this girl whos pregnant right now...your making me want to really try that out
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#16
Pics or it didn't happen.
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sex with a pregnant woman? isnt that like putting gas in car you already wrecked?


No, it's like putting gas in a car that someone else wrecked.
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#20
This reminds me of an episode of Two and a Half Men when Alan has a preggers fetish.
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congrats on your threesome.


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If the husband finds out... Congrats on ruining a marriage and making a child have no father during his childhood.
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#28
I always thought that I was weird, but I am attracted to them too.
The part about the adultery is bad though.

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#29
Pics or it didn't happen.

Two things...
1. It would be almost impossible for me to have obtained pics of her during sex.
2. If I posted them online, and she found out she could have me charged.
#30
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congrats on your threesome.


so wrong see man children today are just getting exposed to sex at such young ages i mean it dosnt get younger then that man
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#32
I was wondering if he had done it yet
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#33
You're such an asshole, I hope he finds out and beats the **** out of you. Congratulations for potentially ruining a family.
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You're such an asshole, I hope he finds out and beats the **** out of you. Congratulations for potentially ruining a family.

I have to agree with this.
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#37
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4 or 5 days ago I posted a thread asking what would happen if I had sex with this pregnant chick at work who was hitting on me. Well today it happened. So to save time,
here's some answers to the questions you will probably have.

1. Why would you want to have sex to a pregnant chick?
If you saw her you would understand.

2. What was it like?
Amazing.
(I don't want to get in to much detail). But it was the best sex I've ever had. (Although I'm 19 and only had sex on two other occasions, and both times with the same chick). And while the big pregnant stomach was a bit weird at first, it quickly became a turn-on.

3. Did you harm the baby?
No, having sex will not do any harm to the baby whatsoever. She was on top so there was no pressure on her stomach. Also she requested I didn't squeeze her breasts because they were tender.

4. Did her husband find out?
Nope.

5. Will this become a regular thing?
Hard to say at this point, but I hope so. Having sex with a pregnant woman is something I'd recommend everybody try at least once in their lifetime.

6. I think you are lying.
I couldn't care less. If you don't want to believe me than that's fine. I'm just posting this up-date because a lot of people were interested in my last thread.

Please leave any questions, props or flaming below. I will do my best to respond to it all.


Helping her cheat on her husband? Thats wrong man....
You could really end up wrecking their marriage which could also in turn wreck the kids life as his/her parents wouldnt be together.

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#38
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congrats on your threesome.




i didn't think of it like that...

the idea of cheating, especially in a marriage, utterly disgusts me...
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#39
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You're such an asshole, I hope he finds out and beats the **** out of you. Congratulations for potentially ruining a family.


It's partly the womans fault too for engaging in sex in the first place.
#40
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Helping her cheat on her husband? Thats wrong man....
You could really end up wrecking their marriage which could also in turn wreck the kids life as his/her parents wouldnt be together.

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dude sex is good do not get mad at a man for getting more action then you
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Did you check the expiration date on your balls?