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#1
Is this a new thing because I've never even heard of it.
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A sub species of human.
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i think its... An American thing... I've never known what it is either.


EDIT: thankyou! i know now!
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#7
The term has been around for years, what country do you live in?
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i think its... An American thing... I've never known what it is either.

It's English.
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i think its... An American thing... I've never known what it is either.


I'm with you.

Never met a chav in my life.
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i think its... An American thing... I've never known what it is either.


It's an English thing, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav is probably a good place to find out what they are.
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ill attempt to draw a diagram
---Human level
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I
---rapists and murderers
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---tragically bad people
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---Chavs
ie. scum of the earth
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#14
Are they like... Australia's version of "the bra boys"??
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#15
theyre a bit different to wiggers. Wiggers are white people who act black gangsta, chavs are sort of metros that hang out in packs and are violent towards most people if i understand properly.
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---Human level
I
I
---rapists and murderers
I
I
---George Bush
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---Chavs
ie. scum of the earth


Grow up.

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Are they like... Australia's version of "the bra boys"??


They are our version of wiggers. Or those people who dress in that shiny clothes stuff with 50 cent and dada on it or whatever. And their cars are always pumping doof-doof shithouse music. And their pants are about 5 sizes too big.
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Its English as far as I know, an acronym standing for Council Houses and Violence.

Haha, I'm English and I've never heard that before.
Quite funny actually, very true aswell.
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Okay can I just clear up that it isn't an acronym for anything, that was made later. It's short for charver which was a regional name for a NED or a scally in some part of England. They're called different things all over.

While we're on it, SPAM isn't an acronym either.
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Yeah, George Bush is an awesome stand up comic....
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I'm with you.

Never met a chav in my life.


If you had met a chav, you *wouldnt be here
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ill attempt to draw a diagram
---Human level
I
I
---rapists and murderers
I
I
---George Bush
I
I
---Chavs
ie. scum of the earth

george bush isnt as evil as everyone says he is. Stop trying to make it look like you are politically aware..
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Are they like... Australia's version of "the bra boys"??



hey! don't be dissin the bra boys!
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They are our version of wiggers. Or those people who dress in that shiny clothes stuff with 50 cent and dada on it or whatever. And their cars are always pumping doof-doof shithouse music. And their pants are about 5 sizes too big.



Ok i got it really now

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#28
No it is not Council Houses and Violence. It is short for Chavvy, Which is what the Pikeys call each other. I did write an in depth history of the true chav in the other chav thread which i will not be repeating here as it took me far too long to write last time. My point being the UK media has popularized a term that is a bout as accurate as me a taking a random piece of string and "stating this Piece of sting is one mile long"

What you all call chav is actually the chad boy. Its all SKY tvs fault for messing up the naming and it has stuck.

EDIT: Here is what i posted on the original Chav thread and this is to be read as doctrine.


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Right Iv had right enough with the misinformation spread about regarding the term Chav. The urban dictionary is VERY VERY wrong. The group of people know as Chavs can rightly be split into 2 distinct groups. Chav and Chad.

Chav : Spawns from Gravesend and Dartford Kent and made its way to Chatham which is a few miles down the road within a few years of chavs appearing in Gravesnd and Dartford.
The original Chav is person who idolizes Pikeys. Pikeys for those that dont know are form of travelling gypsy that don't travel very often. In fact the only time they travel is when forced to by local authorities. They don't officially exist they have no birth certificate no social security number, most don't even when know their own birthdays are. Pikeys flagrantly flaunt the law stealing and fighting their way through an area till the are forced away. They call eachother "Chavvy" "Mush" and "Bruv" rather alot and speak their own language altogether. Chavvy for i wanna go out with you is: Cor my cat my tilly boy my dolphy. They can be picked out a crowd with ease. Look for old dirty sportswear and hand me down designer clothes with a skin complexion that resembles a nicely aged leather. pikeys do not wash as they dont own bathrooms and therefore you wont need to see one you WILL smell him coming. The other major tell tale is the overwhelming amount of Pikey gold. Huge rings, chains the size of everest and massive bangles that stretch the earlobe to the point they look like an African tribesman. Not to be trusted under any circumstance as they are all dodgy C**ts. Do not cross them as they will show up with half their extended family and their idea of revenge is extreme to say the least, I have personally seen peoples houses burnt to the ground by Pikeys with them still in it.

Chavs are basically normal people who aspire to this image in their attitude and general styling. Derived form the term Chavvy.

Chad: Derived from Chadboys. The max power generation. Still adorned in sportswear and baseball caps but their major function is modified cars, one way systems and loud music. The attitude is very similar to Chavs but they don not aspire to be a Pikey.

Sadly due to basically the same dress sense the same antisocial behavior and the same tase in bad music they all got grouped into the same little monkier by the british media.

You are enlightend.
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#29
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'cos they're so howwid and scary and mummy says I'm not allowed to go outside by myself incase I SEE one!

Pfft, grow up, Unless you go out of your way to aggrivate them they'll leave you alone. And if you DO aggrivate them, and still whinge about it, then it's your own fault really isn't it!
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They have a different name in each country. They also tend to have different fashion sense in different countries, but they always act the same.

They act very violent, they hang around in groups, they're very loudmouthed, gangster wannabes, think they're pimps, etc.

For example, in Portugal we call them 'Mitras'. They look like this






I think we have it worst than the British, to be honest
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Read my previous post as Chav is the WRONG term for these people!
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'cos they're so howwid and scary and mummy says I'm not allowed to go outside by myself incase I SEE one!

Pfft, grow up, Unless you go out of your way to aggrivate them they'll leave you alone. And if you DO aggrivate them, and still whinge about it, then it's your own fault really isn't it!

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#34
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Its English as far as I know, an acronym standing for Council Houses and Violence.

That's quite funny but it isn't an acronym.

The term first came into use in Newcastle (I think) where the word was originally "charver", or "charv" for short. Curiously, as the term spreads south, it's pronounced without the r, as "chav" - if anything I would have expected southerners to keep the broad 'a' sound in 'charv' but never mind.
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SERIOUSLY, just watch that haha. That's chav in a short news article.


yup i think that video pretty much tells you what a chav is.
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They have a different name in each country. They also tend to have different fashion sense in different countries, but they always act the same.

They act very violent, they hang around in groups, they're very loudmouthed, gangster wannabes, think they're pimps, etc.

For example, in Portugal we call them 'Mitras'. They look like this






I think we have it worst than the British, to be honest


I have no problem with whatever style they have going on... I'm not one to judge but... Who the hell wears a fanny pack on their neck?

That's not hip or cool or anything... That's just plain stupid.
#38
Not a single one of these vids/pics show any real chavs.

A real chav would have stolen the camera kicked the s**t out of you and promised to get all his cousins round your house later for round 2.
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#39
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Its English as far as I know, an acronym standing for Council Houses and Violence.


It's not an acronym, I assure you. That's just a joke.

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They are our version of wiggers. Or those people who dress in that shiny clothes stuff with 50 cent and dada on it or whatever. And their cars are always pumping doof-doof shithouse music. And their pants are about 5 sizes too big.


Not quite. You'd have to live here to understand what a chav was, and I can assure you they don't share many similarities with 'wiggas'.
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