#1
I'm 16 and start my first job tomorrow at my towns gas station. I got the rundown of what Ill be doing today and its basically stocking beer and soda. Got any advice or helpful hints for me?
#4
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#6
Does this gas station sell pokemon cards? I suggest you steal a couple of packs.
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#8
be enthusiastic but don't be TOO enthusiastic or they'll take the piss and have you doing everything. good luck!
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#10
aww i could have made a good joke if you didn't say "stocking beer and soda"..
sup?
#13
when someone tries to buy something make sure to insist that they undergo a prostate exam

i think its the law or something...
#16
I've still been working my first job for two years now. McDonalds employee. If you lose this job man McDonalds will take you. They will take anyone...
#18
FREE BEER !!!!!!
I'll be there first thing in the morning.
Advice for your 1st job is be on time. Be polite. Don't argue. Don't call off.
Have fun. Your co-workers in time will be your source of friends so be nice.
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#20
I do know where it comes from.....its not pretty

funny thing though my managers refuse to admit that movie Super Size Me exists.
#21
My first job was the Natwest in Luton. Too many bodies.
Love is not a victory march.
#24
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I've still been working my first job for two years now. McDonalds employee. If you lose this job man McDonalds will take you. They will take anyone...


I work at mcdonalds and its money...
#25
thing is i live about 25 min from anywhere but this gas station, subway, or a pizza joint and i cant drive until december. so im preety pumped to start getting some money
#26
Quote by frankv
I deliver morning papers as my first job, I guess you got a bit more lucky.


Ah wait I have done a paper round. It was well under minimum wage too haha.

I feel better.