#1
I'm just wondering, what do ya think would happen if ya had a full-fledged boner and something held it and formed it into a 90 degree angle, would it break? I've asked all the science teachers, and they just give me blank stares. I don't want to try it.
#5
Yes, its possible and it happens. Heard a whole story about it on Howard Stern radio show.
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#6
Try it on someone else. I'm positively sure they would like it. If they don't, oh well. They have a 90 degree angle penis.
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#9
umm...when you have a boner, your wang is actually filled with blood, and you cant break a liquid by bending it to a 90 degree angle.
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#11
think of a sausage NOW take one bend it and look at rip in half NOT break . Then with your observations done do a lab report about breaking wangs and give it in for extra points.
#12
its will bend one way further than the other..... i have tried i know this....
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umm...when you have a boner, your wang is actually filled with blood, and you cant break a liquid by bending it to a 90 degree angle.


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Heard a story about some kid that jumped off a diving board, missed the swimming pool and landed directly on his boner.

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Why did he have a boner while on a diving board?
#17
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its will bend one way further than the other..... i have tried i know this....

how far did it bend? cuz mine hurts if i go more than 45 degrees
#18
Test it out, Get a hard on and run into a wall.

If it breaks, Yes
If it doesn't, No
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#19
You can't "break" it like you can a piece of wood.

The soft tissue can rip and leave you with excruciating pain and the inability to penetrate. Sort of like that guy who got tricked into putting Icy Hot on it.
#20
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Heard a story about some kid that jumped off a diving board, missed the swimming pool and landed directly on his boner.

Yeah, it wasn't a pretty ending at all.




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#23
my gym teacher told me a story of someone breaking their dick.
the guy was ****ing someone on a desk, accidentally pulled out, and slammed it into the desk. it's kinda like a torn muscle i guess, it just ****s up the spongy tissue and then you've got a broke dick.
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#24
Didn't that happen to Drew Carey?
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#25
if you do break it, does it grow back? ive had scary dreams where my jangy wang falls off...but then i wake up, and i feel my hunkawunk, and i know im o.k.
#26
jangy wang? hunkawunk? wtf kinda drugs are you on and why aren't you sharing?
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if you do break it, does it grow back? ive had scary dreams where my jangy wang falls off...but then i wake up, and i feel my hunkawunk, and i know im o.k.


hunkawunk??
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#28
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I'm not surprised no-one's asked 'pics or it didnt happen' yet.

Well...I am slightly curious now.

Just so I can see what it actually looks like.
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#30
No, but you might break the skin and bleed like a madman.
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