#1
Look at this. Just look at the reviews. This makes me lose faith in humanity...

Jeff Beck Esquire Guitar on Musicians Friend
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#3
hahahahahaha

Looks like shyt
Price looks like shyt
Review makes it look like garbage.
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#4
"I bought this and it looks as though it was damaged during transit or something. The paints all messed up... the dot inlays are mismatched... it looks like they picked this up at a swapmeet or something."

No shit, Sherlock.
Who dat?
#7
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"I bought this and it looks as though it was damaged during transit or something. The paints all messed up... the dot inlays are mismatched... it looks like they picked this up at a swapmeet or something."

No shit, Sherlock.


Who actually buys these guitars?
666 BRO
#8
its a joke relax.
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#9
Some people are smart. Others are stupid. Some, like our friend "Confused as hell," redefine the meaning of the word "imbecile" every other time that they open their mouth.
#11
i think that guitar looks awesome. id totally rock that.
Warwick 4-string
not a rockbass
a Warwick
#12
That's an obvious joke. 'I've heard about '? 'Disco'?
One time I submitted a review for a Squier Tele saying it was the best guitar ever and got me a record deal among other things, but they never put it up

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#13
omg.. lmfao
children listen to your elders and go out and buy a remake of a legendary guitar and be like all the other clones!


seriously though.. dude buy a guitar and /MAKE/ it a legend
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#14
It's clearly a joke. Under "genre" he put, "Disco", and who would buy a 10,000 dollar guitar without knowing what they're getting. Clearly a joke.