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#1
I jerked off to the ZZ Top Greatest Hits album cover once.



Well, the back of it, it had a closeup of the chick in the red.
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#3
No, I'm not wierd
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#12
Nooo, can't say I have
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#13
Actually yeah, a Witchfinder General album, there was a naked lady on it
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#14
Sounds like TS has a beard fetish...

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#18



Note: Sorry if my grammar and/or vocabulary isn't very good, English is my 2nd language!

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#19
i think once to the Dimmu Borgir one that has a naked chik on it,I was bored and on a long ass flight to china
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#21
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i think once to the Dimmu Borgir one that has a naked chik on it,I was bored and on a long ass flight to china


Ummm...do you mean the one with the naked chick's TORSO covered in barbed wire, or the one with all the naked chicks in the garden?

I hope you mean the latter.
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#23
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i wack off to cannibal corpse album covers all the time...
i mean who wouldnt??



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#24
oh jesus i gotta wipe my keyboard
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#25
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OMGZZ Porn

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#26
the stone temple pilots greatest hits cd has a naked chick on it. no i havent jerked off to it but if i was going to it would be that album. but seriously, the internet was made for porn. i have however basically orgasmed listening to live frusciante
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#27
I remember seeing some black metal CD cover with some werewolf graphically butt-****ing a chick, seems pretty fappable, but I never have.
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#28
How about Marduk's "F*** Me Jesus?" cover?
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#30
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Ummm...do you mean the one with the naked chick's TORSO covered in barbed wire, or the one with all the naked chicks in the garden?

I hope you mean the latter.
I think that either one is fappable. Haven't tried them yet, though...lol

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I think that either one is fappable. Haven't tried them yet, though...lol

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I don't know about you, but I prefer my naked chicks to have a head. And arms. And legs.
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You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

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#32
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I don't know about you, but I prefer my naked chicks to have a head. And arms. And legs.


She has arms and legs! sort of...

Maybe she lost them in 'nam? Why would you judge her?


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#33
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I don't know about you, but I prefer my naked chicks to have a head. And arms. And legs.

Pfft. Fag.
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#34
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I don't know about you, but I prefer my naked chicks to have a head. And arms. And legs.
You've clearly never experienced amputated-midget-sex.
#35
Jimi Hendrix - Electric Ladyland *drool*
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#38
Jacked off to? No. Oggled for like 5 hours? Ratt - Out of the Cellar or whatever it was called
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#39
the back of "damnation and a day" by cradle of filth
that chick looks so ****ing horny lol
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