#1
Seriously, how do those things work?
"And then there was a chair....Alternating the movement of its feet like a horse, the chair runs up to my bed, climbs up into it--and I make love to the wooden chair(uncomfortable, painful)."
#3
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#11
the electromagnatism forces of the universe
Turn Off Your Mind, Relax And Float Downstream

...and if you don't know where your going, any road will take you there
#13
Overdrive of the Autobot Transformers G1 Club

Van Halen, October 16th, All-state arena, Section 213 Row A
#14
magnets work because right as you go to touch the magnets together, little magnet gnomes run up and apply glue. then when you try to take rem apart, they sneak up and scrape it off
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I get paid on the 25th.

Is a bag full of pennies an acceptable method of payment?

The bag will of course, have SWAG written on it


Wynaut of the Pokemon club.
#16
One word: Wikipedia.
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#17
i second, third, fourth, and fifth, the gnome theory. maybe even sixth it.
I'll believe in anything and you'll believe in anything.
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#18
Quote by jeff541
i second, third, fourth, and fifth, the gnome theory. maybe even sixth it.



Wizard theory > gnome theory.

get over it.
#19
Alignment.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#20
Quote by omegasus
Because you touch yourself at night.

ooooooo now it makes sense
"And then there was a chair....Alternating the movement of its feet like a horse, the chair runs up to my bed, climbs up into it--and I make love to the wooden chair(uncomfortable, painful)."
#23
Quote by BlueGatorade
can we get a poll up in this bitch


Redundant. You and I both know the wizards control 100% of all magnets.

FUCK GNOMES
#25
I say neither wizards, nor gnomes control them, but instead lolcatz do. Just think, theyre so powerful. They say a simple sentence and it takes over the whole web, so they are what controls magnets.
#26
Positively charged protons and negatively charges electrons in a free state in the metal are attracted to each other because of electromagneticism.
#27
Quote by Grundy0
Positively charged protons and negatively charges electrons in a free state in the metal are attracted to each other because of electromagneticism.

Damn you
I liked my theory better
#28
Quote by Maxx_Pouwer
Damn you
I liked my theory better


I'm just glad i could ruin your hopes and dreams. Next stop Father Christmas