#1
i just broke a sweat while jerking off...

i'm guessing that isn't normal seeing as it's a low temp in my room.

i guess i just don't mess around when doin my thing

has this ever happened to you?
#2
damn now i have a boner
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#4
Um yes, it happens to me all the time.

It must not normally take you a while
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#6
I'm guessing the "jerking off to an album cover thread" gave you more ideas?
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#8
Depends on how furiously I'm masturbating
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#9
i just saw the thread for the album covers so no, i didn't get it from there. i was just spankin' it and i broke a sweat. like i sweat a lot.

and yes, i do usually take awhile.
#10
.......

::walks out::
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#11
lol wow my bro can relate to jerking off stories. he jerked off so hard one time his balls were on top of each other and we had to go pay the emergency room a late night visit -_-.
#13
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i just saw the thread for the album covers so no, i didn't get it from there. i was just spankin' it and i broke a sweat. like i sweat a lot.

and yes, i do usually take awhile.


fat people sweat.

are you fat?

are you a fatty?

are you a little chunky?

hows that ice cream in your belly, fatty?
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#14
haha no i'm not fat, i'm actually really skinny but thanks for trying to make me feel bad.
#15
I don't usually sweat while jerking off, unless it's hot wherever I am.
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#16
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He jerked himself into testicular torsion?


That's bad-ass.

You fine-tailored that statement to make it sig-worthy, but now, out of spite, I won't.
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#17
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Depends on how furiously I'm masturbating


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#19
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Think what you want, I was not intending for it to be sigged.

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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#20
i sweat all the time when i'm masterbating,not because i do it fast or anything,but because my mom watches me
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#22
After reading the title of the thread I jokingly finished your sentence with the word 'came'. Laughingly, I was correct.
#23
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i sweat all the time when i'm masterbating,not because i do it fast or anything,but because my mom watches me


sigged.
#26
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thanks...


... I suck.



yes you do,because you did not sig me!
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