#1
I want to get Prozac for my friend's birthday next week, but I don't know if there's any way to get it without a prescription.

I read on Wikipedia that it treats symptoms of PMS so I thought it would be a fitting present.

Is there a way of obtaining Prozac without a prescription?
#2
Make some homemade prozac.

A lot of Ice-cream covered with various sprinkles and what not, with a ton of sauce (hot-fudge for preference)
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#3
....That's terrible.

Prozac typically treats anti-depression. If you're trying to get him a joke gift for PMS, get him Midol or something.

Or you could always get him a gift that doesn't involve medication...
#5
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Prozac typically treats anti-depression. If you're trying to get him a joke gift for PMS, get him Midol or something.

Ah thanks.
Didn't know about Midol...

But most importantly how much is it?
#6
Just buy him female viagra.

That's always worth a hoot.

Also, the card has to say "Congratulations! You're 2!" on it.

It's like...3-4 bucks.

Shove a bunch of condoms in there too, like the XXS ones...

Then fart in it before you seal it.

I'm sorry I'm being so stuid
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#9
I always prefer the cards that say "with deepest sympathies"

Ideal for marriages and what not.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.