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I've been bothered by this for the longest time ever!!! I had sex with my gf and everyone's going around saying I can't attend church cause I'm impure, I'm thinking "F**k, everyone's done worse things than me." Who here thinks this is just stupid???
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#5
So how is it down there in the deep south?

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#6
Why are people saying that? Did you broadcast it or something?

I'm Catholic....so we go to confession and we're forgiven =D
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#7
Yes, prepare to burn.

Are you claiming to be a certain religion? If you are, than why would you break the rules and tell other people? If you're not, shut up and quit whining. Judgmental christians piss me so bad. I am Catholic and I am far from judgemental.
#9
You need to start burning down churches.
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#12
what do u like better. doing your girlfreind or doing jesus?

the answer to that question should never be 'doing jesus'
#13
I really don't believe this Story, but if it is true, That is fucking stupid
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#14
i think it's fine. it's natural. people have been porking potential mates since the dawn of time. i believe in God and all and i'm a christian, but i think if you porked her out of love, it's completely kosher. if you did the nasty because you just think she's a b abe...maybe your a bad person, but we all make mistakes so i'm not one to judge
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#15
I love you Rock_on986 You made me happy, and also HURRICAN?!?!?! WTF!!!! People are talking about it cause someone I trusted told everyone....
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#16
I assume you've been raised Christian, correct? There are few things in the world that piss me off more than fanatical Bible-thumpers. I've been raised Christian and I have not once been told having sex makes you "impure". Tell them to get off their high-horses.
#17
They're joking. You're a dumbass.


But I'm sure you have a nice soul.
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#20
Have sex with her in the church and if the priests asks what the fck you're doing say.
"God told me to have sex with her"

If they can counter with something not contradicting their teachings, leave.

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#22
If you follow your faith then I suppose you're in trouble with God in the afterlife. If you don't, just chill because it really doesn't matter.
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#23
dont sweat it. it doesnt matter what other people think. im not even religious, but even in the view of christians remember you dont have to answer to anyone here, but if i was christian i would say you only have to answer to the big man up there ^
#24
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I assume you've been raised Christian, correct? There are few things in the world that piss me off more than fanatical Bible-thumpers. I've been raised Christian and I have not once been told having sex makes you "impure". Tell them to get off their high-horses.



Sex before you are married is againts most Christian religons.
#27
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what do u like better. doing your girlfreind or doing jesus?

the answer to that question should never be 'doing jesus'


Grow up.
#28
We are creatures of pleasure, like dolphins. And I think you can have sex with anybody you want, you're only a freak if you start on any other than homo sapiens- that are living.
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#29
Yes, the ultimate act of love and intimacy is a terrible deed wrought in the mind of Satan himself.
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#30
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Sex before you are married is againts most Christian religons.


Yeah, I realize that, but forgiveness is also a main virtue.

Loopholes ftw.
#32
Ok, understand, I like this church, thats why I go to it. I understand Come as You Are is a christian way but they're all acting like douches...
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#33
If you pray for forgiveness and mean it, God will forgive you.

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#35
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#36
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what do u like better. doing your girlfreind or doing jesus?

the answer to that question should never be 'doing jesus'


How do I put that in my signature??? I must have it there.
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#37
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Ok, understand, I like this church, thats why I go to it.

why would you like a church that
a) doesn't accept you, and
b) apparently doesn't share the same values with you?
#39
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why would you like a church that
a) doesn't accept you, and
b) apparently doesn't share the same values with you?

Cause, everone I like goes there....
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#40
*musters the most sarcasm-drenched tone of voice which humanly possible*

Yes.


but seriously, pay it no mind.
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