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A little while ago, my mom got a call. Her friend wants our family to babysit their kids for a 3 hour period, and she agrees. The good thing about this is that along with her younger kids, her daughter will be coming. I've had a pretty big crush on this girl for a while, and I really have no idea whether this girl likes me or not. She's kind of shy, but pretty attractive. The thing is, I can't really relate to this girl, and I hardly know anything about her.

So what do I do with her when she comes?
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#5
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A little while ago, my mom got a call. Her friend wants our family to babysit their kids for a 3 hour period, and she agrees. The good thing about this is that along with her younger kids, her daughter will be coming. I've had a pretty big crush on this girl for a while, and I really have no idea whether this girl likes me or not. She's kind of shy, but pretty attractive. The thing is, I can't really relate to this girl, and I hardly know anything about her.

So what do I do with her when she comes?


Make sure she thanks you for the good time, and then take the sheets and put them in the washer. You don't want to leave a trace.




Sorry, I couldn't help it.

I'm no good with relationship advice. I've never been in a serious relationship, so I can't help.
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#6
Offer her jesus juice(MJ styles with secret wines) and when she's plastered take advantage of her.


It's the only way
#7
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how old are both of you?


We're both 14.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


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#9
Answer the door naked. That will leave no doubt about your feelings.
If they point at Willy and laugh it was a bad idea.
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#12
Talk, find stuff in common, play guitar for her, but first find out what kind of music she likes so you dont go off playing death metal when shes crazy about like JZ or usher or something like that. Play something sweet, make something up for her.
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#14
Tell her about Ug, she will want you.
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#15
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talk to her, get to know her. then..


EPIC PHAIL!


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#17
Offer her jesus juice(MJ styles with secret wines) and when she's plastered take advantage of her.


It's the only way



+1
#20
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how was I supposed to know that UG censors "b u t t s e c k s" even when it's in a link?
#23
the choices are:
a)talk
b)rape her hard
c)write a song/riff/thing for her
d)all of the above

happy raping! jk, just talk to her about stuff. get her to watch tv with you idk, i'm not good at this stuff.
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#24
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Answer the door naked. That will leave no doubt about your feelings.
If they point at Willy and laugh it was a bad idea.

win
#25
ask her what kind of music she likes, if its crap, just ask her about herself, people love talking about themselves
#26
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Invite her to browse The Pit with you.


I'd be screwed if that were to happen.

And to the guy who said play a sweet song...I don't really want to be straightforward. Like I said, she's a shy girl, and I don't know if she likes me, and I don't think she would really go for that whole thing unless I was near positive that she liked me.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


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#27
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the pooper...stick it in


That's not all though, you can pull it out and repeat as needed!
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#29
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Wait. You have a crush in someone your babysitting?


I'm not babysitting her, I'm babysitting her brother and cousins. She's just gonna be at my house.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


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#31
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Answer the door naked. That will leave no doubt about your feelings.
If they point at Willy and laugh it was a bad idea.


I lol'd

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Play until she breaks up with you.

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#32
try to talk to her about stuff. don't play guitar for her unless you feel very confident in your ability or she asks for it. especially don't write a song for her cause if you don't know her...

start talking to her...if it gets really quiet and akward go play a board game or something else like that with her. or say that you feel like cooking and make cookies or a cake or something. if you do stuff its easier to not be akward/silent.
#33
Idea:

be chilling in your room, then all of a sudden start playing some John Mayer or Hey There Delilah... that will get her moist.
#34
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I'm not babysitting her, I'm babysitting her brother and cousins. She's just gonna beat my meat.


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#35
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try to talk to her about stuff. don't play guitar for her unless you feel very confident in your ability or she asks for it. especially don't write a song for her cause if you don't know her...

start talking to her...if it gets really quiet and akward go play a board game or something else like that with her. or say that you feel like cooking and make cookies or a cake or something. if you do stuff its easier to not be akward/silent.


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#37
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Fixed.


I wish.

And to andrid, sounds like pretty good advice.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


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#38
what if shes all shy when her parents are home, but when they leave she pulls out some liqour from her purse and starts downing it, and pulls out a cig and starts smoking, and you try talking to her and she tells you to stfu n00b
#39
since you play an instument, use that as an ice breaker, if theres silence ask her if she playes anything or even let her play your guitar and teach her some riff or something
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#40
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since you play an instument, use that as an ice breaker, if theres silence ask her if she playes anything or even let her play your guitar and teach her some riff or something


Well, it's not like I don't know anything about her. I've been going to school with her for the longest time, it's just that I've hardly ever really talked to her. I know for a fact that she doesn't play guitar, and it's really hard to teach someone who's never played the guitar how to play it within a few minutes.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


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