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#1
Does anyone watch this show? Its pure brilliance wrapped in chav form. It's on right now. Some dude just ran away from this huge dude trying to beat him up. It was rather funny considering the dude who was going get beat up was like a stick compared to the other guy.
So does anyone else watch it? Any fond memories of the show?
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#3
I'd like to know where they get the people from. Or would I?

Edit - it sucks that almost all the girls featured aren't attractive even in a dirty slutty way. They are always just pure munters!

The audience is full of preppy bitches as well, it's a hilarious contrast.
#4
I ****ing love that show.

"Show the mother of your child some respect!"

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#5
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I'd like to know where they get the people from. Or would I?

Edit - it sucks that almost all the girls featured aren't attractive even in a dirty slutty way. They are always just pure munters!

The audience is full of preppy bitches as well, it's a hilarious contrast.


Today the girls are rather more good looking than usual. They're on next I think.

I think they go around the council estates and listen for the sounds of family disruption and then Super Jeremy flies in screaming 'SCUM!' and sorts it all out.
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#6
I hate it. He's an arrogant **** - he's just overly 'aggressive' and half the time, he's spouting ****.

I do wonder why the hell anybody would agree to go on there though.
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#8
Lol, me and Woo!Yay! will sometimes watch it at the same time and talk about it over the internets, it's awesome. I used to think Jeremy was a bit of a cunt but he's grown on me. As a result I have a huge crush on him.

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#9
"i'm not gonna judge you but, you sir are a mess!!!" - Jeremy Kyle

hmmmm isn't that judging??
#10
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Lol, me and Woo!Yay! will sometimes watch it at the same time and talk about it over the internets, it's awesome. I used to think Jeremy was a bit of a cunt but he's grown on me. As a result I have a huge crush on him.



Doh!

I think he's an okay guy. At the end of the day it's TV, the people taking part are probably paid a bit of £££ to say certain things.
#11
Exactly. Hypocrite. Idiot. Paid to take the piss out of people, basically. There's nothing constructive in anything he says.
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#12
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Exactly. Hypocrite. Idiot. Paid to take the piss out of people, basically. There's nothing constructive in anything he says.


Maybe. At the end of the day it's just TV, how can anyone go on there and to get any sort of emotional result other than being paraded like a show-animal?

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#13
I always watch it it's great. Jeremy is a god
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#14
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Doh!

I think he's an okay guy. At the end of the day it's TV, the people taking part are probably paid a bit of £££ to say certain things.

Probably. The audience are encouraged to shouts and applaud etc etc etc. In his other show, that helps people with OCD and anxiety disorders he's actually a really nice guy.
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#15
I always love the way Jeremy says stuff like:

"I know it's hard, look at me. I went through <insert problem here>...."

and that proceeds to get all purple in the face and lay down some verbal bitch slaps
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Probably. The audience are encouraged to shouts and applaud etc etc etc. In his other show, that helps people with OCD and anxiety disorders he's actually a really nice guy.


Which show is that? I used to stay up quite late at night randomly about 2 years ago and he'd have a show on late (ish, at least past 12:30) and it was alot more constructive.

Can I just say the girl Victoria on atm is way too well spoken and nice for this program, haha.
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Can I just say the girl Victoria on atm is way too well spoken and nice for this program, haha.


I totally agree....If only this show was live...I would be down those studios in a second lol.
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Which show is that? I used to stay up quite late at night randomly about 2 years ago and he'd have a show on late (ish, at least past 12:30) and it was alot more constructive.

Can I just say the girl Victoria on atm is way too well spoken and nice for this program, haha.

It was on during the day, I can't think what the name of it was. A daytime show for mothers with nothing better to do.

This girl on at the minute sounds like a bitch.
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I totally agree....If only this show was live...I would be down those studios in a second lol.


Haha, notice the audience aren't giving them **** either as this is more serious than most things on the show and the people aren't pure filth.
#21
This bloke trying to make excuses. He looks a bit iffy if you ask me.
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#22
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Haha, notice the audience aren't giving them **** either as this is more serious than most things on the show and the people aren't pure filth.

I just think they take them more serious because they don't look like they've just crawled out of the sewer. Apart from the father just looks like a well dressed tramp who has just have a shower.
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#24
Most pointless show on tv, I hate it.
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#25
This woman looks like a naughty child.

EDIT: Ooh, she stormed off! Lets get her mum on!
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#26
Yes, I watch it when I get up in time It is filled with chav scum yes, but it is why it is so great.
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#27
I want jeremy kyle to die in excrutiating pain.
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#28
It's sooooo terrible that show. And the way he's like "I'm here for you" to everyone...no you're not, you just care about your ****ing ratings.

I also hate it when he goes on a rant an then he stands with his back to the audience and the "Cheer" sign or whatever comes on. It's marketed bull****.
#29
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I'd like to know where they get the people from. Or would I?




lol a girl from my village was on it the other week, her bf wanted to know who the father of her baby was - she slept with three other men at the same time as sleeping with him, turns out it was his. he was a crack addit and she wasnt much better. and shes only 18
#32
This Morning is on now. I usually watch BBC morning tv over ITV but This Morning is pretty good.

What?
#33
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Doh, village idiots eh? What village is that by the way?



you would have never heard of it, its in Rutland near linconshire its called Great Casterton. its practically split in two there are about 14 houses in the council esstate then there it the area i live in.
#34
Jeremy Kyle feels like a god on that show because all the guests are dumb. I would give him a jolly good back hander if he started his s*%$ on me.
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#35
Its total crap in TV form more like.
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#36
I fooken LOVE the jeremy kyle show, I always watch it on my lunch when it repeats on ITV2 (i think its ITV2)

and whoever said it above got it in one


Jeremy>Jerry
#37
Oh Jeremy Kyle...

I find it actually embarrassing to watch how low some of the people in this country are. It's like filth.
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#38
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I fooken LOVE the jeremy kyle show, I always watch it on my lunch when it repeats on ITV2 (i think its ITV2)

and whoever said it above got it in one


Jeremy>Jerry


WHAT?! That's when Neighbours is on!
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WHAT?! That's when Neighbours is on!


Im not sure if neighbors is on, JK starts at 13:30 and thats all I care about

neighbors is pony in comparison to JK
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