#1
10,000 dollars worth!!

That is a ton of pron! My god. A decent used car worth of porn. Imagine....
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#2
hasn't this guy ever heard of the internet...i mean, that is what it's for..pron
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#3
i think the moral of the story is: never seperate a man from his porn.
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#5
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Crikey.
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#10
I'm slightly envious of the collection, but mostly creeped out. The fact that he's 59 and videotaping teenage girls is horribly disgusting.
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#12
couldn't he just buy a hooker?
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#13
That's enough porn to get all the men in China a hard-on.
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Going to the alternative section to watch trains with penises have sex with airplanes with boobs.
#18
Pfft, I have 20 gigs of free porn.
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"Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."

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#21
It just goes to show the lengths some people will go to to access teh pr0nz.
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#23
Haha, at least he knows that girlfriends are for people without porn.
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#24
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"Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."

Important detail FTW!

That reminds me of that joke about the man going to the doctors...
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#25
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#26
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isn't the reason.

He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.

He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos."
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#27
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#29
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Pfft, I have 20 gigs of free porn.

impressive, ever talk to real women?

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