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#1
Anyone got funny stories of having quiet discussions with friends in class and then the class suddenly falls silent as you say something that sounds embarressing if you haven't heard the rest of the conversation?

Happened to me and my friend in music today. It's a sort of joke we have...

*Disruption in class*
Me: So... fitba
Friend: Fast cars
Me: Hot babes
Friend: Beer
Me: Boobs
Friend: Jamelia
*class goes silent*
Me: Ah stuff this! Gimme a snog!

So yeah... hilarity/embaressment...
#3
not quite the same thing, but i was bored in chemistry once and said "chem-chem-chemistry EFF EMM!" really loud.

hilarious
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My friend was talking with some girl, and the class got silent and he said:

"I'll pick you up at 8"




was he just joking?
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I was messing with a pencil, and i said "I offer my own soul to the dark lord" as the science teacher passed. Also, me and my friend were walking, and he was talking about a teacher, and said she must come from some inbred redneck hillbilly family full of ****heads right as she walked past us.
#6
oh boy do i have one. me and 3 friends were in class arguing about which of our gfs was hottest. mind you the whole time my teacher is on the phone trying to contact her mother who is sick in the hospital.

*loud class

me: nah my gf is hotter
friend 2: no dude, almost but not quite
Friend 3: you're both wrong
Friend 2: shut up friend 3, *pinches him*

*teacher, everyone shut up im trying to leave a voice message*

while at the same time....

Friend 3: FUCK DUDE THAT HURT LIKE HELL

she came back the next day and said that the only thing u could hear on her grandma's voice mail was the f word
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oh boy do i have one. me and 3 friends were in class arguing about which of our gfs was hottest. mind you the whole time my teacher is on the phone trying to contact her mother who is sick in the hospital.

*loud class

me: nah my gf is hotter
friend 2: no dude, almost but not quite
Friend 3: you're both wrong
Friend 2: shut up friend 3, *pinches him*

*teacher, everyone shut up im trying to leave a voice message*

while at the same time....

Friend 3: **** DUDE THAT HURT LIKE ****


good conversation
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was he just joking?
Probably, but I still found it funny, because he has a really nerdy nasal voice.
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#10
my friend said f**k really loud one time after the whole class got quiet.......and one time i waas talking about a girl i was with the night before ................."and so she was grinding me....." and i looked up at everyone in the class and they were all staring at me, and better yet the girl was in the classs.......ouch haha
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WHITESTRIPESIII AKA CALUM!!! I WAS THE FRIEND IN THAT that was one of the funniest school moments ever


Nah the printer incident was
#13
a couple of years ago in math class the teacher was talking about something and he was like "ok so does anyone know the answer to (insert equation here)" and i was just like "yo momma" i wasnt screaming it but everyone heard me the whole classs was craking up and i didnt even get in trouble
#14
In Spanish today i was all like "hey i got a poner!" but only my friend was suppose to hear the joke but the whole class got silent and even the teacher heard. It was pretty funny at the time

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my friend said f**k really loud one time after the whole class got quiet.......and one time i waas talking about a girl i was with the night before ................."and so she was grinding me....." and i looked up at everyone in the class and they were all staring at me, and better yet the girl was in the classs.......ouch haha




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#16
Me and my good friend Adam were telling dead baby jokes in our college induction...well...i was telling them, he was crying with laughter (thanks the pit).

so anyway, the conversation went as following:

Me : Whats harder than nailing a baby to a wall
Adam: I dont know

*silent class*

me : My d*ck whilst i'm doing it.

Everyone in the class haha

me : :|
#17
Once I farted in class. No-one heard.

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#18
my two mates were having a stupid arguement about halo and metroid and a miss saying of sorts was used:
Friend 1: No way Master chief pwns samus
Friend 2: Yeah, but your a bum!!
Friend 1: I'll Give you bum... Wait a sec!?

everyone in the class hear it was soooo funny i definately rofl'd
#21
I was talking to my friend at a youth club sort of thing, with music on, and she went "OMG, Look at that fat boy over there!" as the track finished.

Fairly embarrasing, and he looked pretty upset.
#22
Once i farted really really silently and it was one of those small farts, 30 seconds later it spread around the whole class and everyone was like:
"Omfg whats that smell"
"EUGHH it F'in smells man!"
"Oi (insert name here) close your legs!"


Everyone was clueless as to who it was
Me, well i just looked innocent
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#26
Not really embarrasing...at all...but still pretty funny.

This one kid who I totally hate (this is in study hall) gave everyone at the table I was at candy except me. He said it across the room and right then the teacher was like "Quiet down" or something and right then I yell "MARCUS I HOPE YOU DIE!!!". The teacher said "That's not very nice". Laughter ensued.
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I was in maths class once and my teach was mumbling on about something, i had my head buried in the work and was humming the final fantasy X final boss theme tune, totally unaware that i was pretty much shouting it, i looked up and saw 30 faces looking straight at me. Was a very funny experience.
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Someone hacked the college computer system so porn came up whenever the computers logged on, so me and my friend went around logging in every computer in the library and turning up the volume.

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#31
Minge and Penis are the favourite words to shout out in my class... We really piss our Politics tacher off by making up Scrabble words in the lesson. He has a deep, camp sounding voice. Once I arranged the word 'Penis' on the desk and he came up and went "PENIS?"when the class went quiet.

I then spelt out minge and the kid next to me shouts it out when the room just went quiet.
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#32
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I was talking to my friend at a youth club sort of thing, with music on, and she went "OMG, Look at that fat boy over there!" as the track finished.

Fairly embarrasing, and he looked pretty upset.



I just had to laugh so much as i read this as a similar thing happened yesterday at my school.
I was the one pointing out the fat boy.


another time in class, in the middle of the lesson a cell phone rings. it is the old monophone nokia theme-tune. i loudly say "who the hell has that gay song?"
...it turned out it was the teacher's phone. luckily she didnt hear it
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#33
Well I wasn't actually involved but I was there.

We were sitting in chemistry and everyone had moved their stools to watch the teacher do a demonstration and she was talking and so were a few other people, so there was some background noise. Well there are like holes in the stools so you can pick them up and people have started to think its funny to try and shove their pens up the holes of other people's seats. These two guys had been doing it for the entire demonstration. Then just as the Head Teacher, Mr Dunn comes into the room the class goes silent and the teacher stops talking to speak to him. Just then one of the guys shouts out ' Would you stop shoving at ****ing thing up my ass!'.
Ahh the hilarity.
#34
on my first day at college i was in a class with nobody i knew, and a girl asked the lecturer what the time was and i said out loud "its peanut butter jelly time, peanut butt....."

nobody got it so i havnt really made any freinds in that class yet xD
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on my first day at college i was in a class with nobody i knew, and a girl asked the lecturer what the time was and i said out loud "its peanut butter jelly time, peanut butt....."

nobody got it so i havnt really made any freinds in that class yet xD


haha

i have to try that.
#36
`Hey ben`
`alrite man?`
`yehh tidy like you?`
`yehh man, wha you do on the weekend`
*class goes silent because head walks in*
`you're a dopey ****er, you n me got stoned in tha car, member? i saw ur nob when you got kegged, funny as **** like`

LOL
#37
I said "Whats nother word for doing it ?!" rather loud in class, i meant the word implement though lol
#38
it wasn't embarassing really but it was pretty funny.

This boy in my class farted reallllly loud when it was silent. My teacher turned around and was like, "DID SOMEONE JUST TOOT?!" and we all laughed, and then he says, "Girls don't make passes at boys who pass gases"
It was actually the funniest thing I've ever heard a teacher say.
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`Hey ben`
`alrite man?`
`yehh tidy like you?`
`yehh man, wha you do on the weekend`
*class goes silent because head walks in*
`you're a dopey ****er, you n me got stoned in tha car, member? i saw ur nob when you got kegged, funny as **** like`

LOL

...That never happened did it?
#40
The class tends to go silent when me and my friends are arguing about stupid stuff.

Friend 1: I hate babies
Friend 2: Shut Up, i like babies
Me: I kill them for fun
Friend 2: I'll kill you
Me: You'll wake up one day with a cows head in your bed
Friend 3: Well I like babies... a lot
*Class goes silent*
Me: I got ten bucks you fuck them when you're bored.
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