#1
I'm a christian and don't want to make another person looks like a fool.. but... this is a BIG exception

lol , a looong time since i saw something this funny! hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQyWSqgJGZM

he doesn't even have the coordination for that thing hohoho


AND he's 51!!
#8
I'd watch it.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#9
I'd be scared to do that lest God kick the sh*t out of me.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#11
F*cking Epic.
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Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#12
He's like Wayne Brady on crack.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke