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#1
today at school people were saying the US has made plans to invade iran, is this true?
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#3
-facepalm- Well, if we are invading Iran...I'm sure they don't know about it -_-
#4
I heard that a while back. Let's be honest, it's probably true.
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#6
*sigh*

Yeah plans have been drawn up in case we do decide to invade them, which sadly will probably happen. One of the plans draws up orders to take out the entire Iranian military in 3 days using air strikes. All I can say is if we go in we're pretty much fucked.
#7
Yes. It was reported in the mainstream media months ago, and the White House openly admits it.
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#9
Don't we have an airforce base in Iran? Becuase then we wouldn't need to invade.
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#11
they really have no reason to. then again, we didnt have a reason to go into Iraq either. Gulf War and Desert Storm should have done what we did by freeing Iraq. But if we did, we might still be in Desert Storm or the Gulf War. but why invade Iran anyway??
#12
mmhhmmm....... welll i bet if they were going to, they wouldnt tell anyone.


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#13
lets hope that we dont
maybe it wont happen till bush is out
cause if it donsnt then maybe someone that isnt a retard will be our president and not do it
#14
If they get into Iran, they will definitely stay in middle east for a decade and a half more. Good job?

But no.. they won't invade Iran.. nobody can be that dumb.. plus when is Bush leaving? I thought it will be 2008 or so.
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#16
I feel I need to clarify...from a military standpoint, you always plan ahead for possible scenarios. We probably have plans to invade any country that's worth anything, even our allies.
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#17
"Iran" doesn't exist, it's just some idiot misspelling Iraq when he drew up the world map, because the Q and N keys are really close to each other.
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But no.. they won't invade Iran.. nobody can be that dumb.. plus when is Bush leaving? I thought it will be 2008 or so.


A little over a year is plenty of time to dig us so far into a hole we'll never be able to get out of.
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Impeach him for being a complete retard. If a guy nearly got sacked for getting head in his office like this, surely you will be able to get rid of him

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In 20 years everywhere BUT the USA will be nuclear wasteland.


In 21 years they'll get bored and see what happens if they nuke themselves.


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"Iran" doesn't exist, it's just some idiot misspelling Iraq when he drew up the world map, because the Q and N keys are really close to each other.

I hope you're being sarcastic seeing as 1) it is a country and 2) Q and N are no where near each other.
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Impeach him for being a complete retard.


Sadly just being a moron isn't grounds for impeachment. I wish there was a law stating that a president is automatically impeached if his approval rating dropped below a certain point, say 20-25% because at that point it should be pretty obvious that even most of the people who originally voted for him want him out.

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I hope you're being sarcastic seeing as 1) it is a country and 2) Q and N are no where near each other.


Yes, he is being sarcastic. I think he is parodying the Attaq Irak thing or whatever.

If the US invades Iran, we're all going to Hell, very fast.
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Sadly just being a moron isn't grounds for impeachment. I wish there was a law stating that a president it automatically impeached if his approval rating dropped below a certain point, say 20-25% because at that point it should be pretty obvious that even most of the people who originally voted for him want him out.



Yeah, I was jus kiddin though

But I see your point.. If retards can make it to president, the people should be able to get rid of them straight away, because there is hardly anything worse than a world leader who is a complete idiot.
But I still believe that this won't happen.. That would **** up the US beyond reason. Europe is hardly able to keep silent what it thinks about the war in Iraq, and if the war in Iran begins...
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Yes, he is being sarcastic. I think he is parodying the Attaq Irak thing or whatever.

If the US invades Iran, we're all going to Hell, very fast.


Ahh fair enough then. What's this Attaq Irak thing like
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It's old, and I'm not even sure I didn't pull it out of my ass, but it was a Bush misspelling or something.
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#28
Im sure plans have been drawn up but that doesnt mean they are going to be acted upon. As much as the idea of a US-owned Iran must get Dick Cheney hard, logistically it isnt feasible right now.
#29
we're always invadin your countries

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#30
I've been hearing "Iran is next" for years.

Think about it:
We needed a staging ground for Iran, but we couldn't just take Afghanistan and Iraq at the time.
The Clinton administration warned the Bush admin about possible 9-11esque threats. The Bush administration needs a reason to go to afghanistan, so they let it happen.
9-11 hits, wouldn't you know it, we've got a reason to go into afghanistan.

Once the heat from Afghanistan has settled for a couple years, it's time for phase two: Iraq. We need a reason: Umm....!...weapons of mass destruction. They did have evidence that production of WMD's might be occuring, so why not go all out: "They've got WMDs!!! We need to go in NOW!!!"

Nearly five years later, we have the two major sides of Iran covered, and in all odds, we won't be able to go into Iran because they didn't realize what a Cluster Fuck the Iraq War was going to be. That's what happens when you try to change the worlds oldest culture.

They wanted to be in Iran the year after they went into Iraq, but forcing a government (that should be voluntarily adopted by the people in order to work) upon unwilling culture(s) is too many fish to fry.
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well, yes, im sure we do have plans for it.

not in the sense that we are planning to do it, but im sure they have a plan as to how they would do it.
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It's old, and I'm not even sure I didn't pull it out of my ass, but it was a Bush misspelling or something.


Even if you did pull it out your ass, it's probably still happened. This is George Bush we're talking about.

Why has no-one said "Invade Iran? This is madness!", or made some other sort of inevitable 300/sparta joke?
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#34
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Bush should just go after North Korea instead of Iran. We KNOW they have nukes, and we KNOW they hate us.




Sure, because their nukes won't reach the US, but what if the NK leader gets a little mad and nukes all his neighbouring countries? not pretty...
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Bush should just go after North Korea instead of Iran. We KNOW they have nukes, and we KNOW they hate us.


Bush should get the **** out of office.
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It's not going to happen. It's taken the general populous years to begin thinking about impeachment, and even so no one is really wanting to get up and put their money where their mouths are. Too little too late.
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#39
Doubt it. So much of Congress is against Bush now, and with only a bit over a year left until elections, I just don't see it happening.

It's be really messed up if we did, though.
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#40
What's wrong with you? Bush owns!

Seriously, he has provided me with most of the humour for the past year.

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