Poll: Oldest fart?
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SomeoneYouKnew
26 27%
Jackal58
70 73%
Voters: 96.
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#1
Who is the oldest UGer? I've narrowed it down to two contestants:

- SYK aka SomeoneYouKnew: Strange man who makes a fair few epic posts around the Pit and, occasionally, Site Feedback. Known for his pervy ways on the women (no age is to young) on UG (if you are a girl, likelyhood is you know him and he refers to him by your first name).

As he has not disclosed his real age (has claimed 17 and 78 at different stages) we can only make a wild stab in the dark about what age he is.

A worthy contestant indeed.

- Jackal58: Old fart.

Poll coming soon
#5
SomeoneYouKnew is 47.
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#10
Quote by bearded_monkey



You were eFlirting with him too?


Nah, I'm kidding. I've no idea how old he is, but I think he's at university, though that doesn't necessarily make him about 18 - 21, he might be a "mature student".


I'd be careful around that one, he's always talking to me about sexual favours.


Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#11
Neither of those is the oldest member, however Jackal is the oldest of the two.

Oh, and SYK is NOT actually the Rock. I am sorry, but it had to be said.
#13
Quote by Renka

Oh, and SYK is NOT actually the Rock. I am sorry, but it had to be said.


I don't believe you.

Quote by lounge act
I think Jackal is somewhere from 46-49. It said in his profile...

Yay UG Profiles!!!



I actually have no idea how old SYK is .


I always thought he was about 19 - 20.
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#14
Quote by Renka
Neither of those is the oldest member, however Jackal is the oldest of the two.

=O

Theres a lad OLDER THAN 49 ON UG????
Quote by Renka

Oh, and SYK is NOT actually the Rock. I am sorry, but it had to be said.

Lies
Last edited by bearded_monkey at Sep 5, 2007,
#15
You quoted the same thing twice? One of them two paedo bears must have cummed through your ears knocking your already nimbly bimbly brain off balance...

I'm in such a bastard mood tonight.
#16
Quote by confusius
You quoted the same thing twice? One of them two paedo bears must have cummed through your ears knocking your already nimbly bimbly brain off balance...

I'm in such a bastard mood tonight.

And every night...
#18
Quote by JamieB
I don't believe you.

I'm sorry Jamie, but I am saying this for your sake. Please be strong.
=O

Theres a lad OLDER THAN 49 ON UG????

Yes, that's what I just told you.
Lies

I don't know you that well personally, but I probably said it for your sake too.
You and Jamie.
And all the girls he e-violated.
#19
Based on my research, which consists of reading many, many of SYK's posts, and his profile.. I have finally made an informed guess as to who he is.. And I think it will answer all your questions.



And I'm really hoping someone knows who this is..
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#21
Quote by Renka
I'm sorry Jamie, but I am saying this for your sake. Please be strong.

Yes, that's what I just told you.

I don't know you that well personally, but I probably said it for your sake too.
You and Jamie.
And all the girls he e-violated.



But... He even has his picture on his profile! This is conclusive!

It's his picture against your word!


EDIT: Albert Fish.
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#23
Quote by bearded_monkey
^ Einstein?


No.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#24
Damn, I never would have guessed Jackal is that old. I could have guessed SYK is an older chap, due to his witty posts.
666 BRO
#25
Quote by JamieB
But... He even has his picture on his profile! This is conclusive!

It's his picture against your word!


EDIT: Albert Fish.

The pretty ones are always so stupid.

And what did you call me!?
#26
Quote by Renka
The pretty ones are always so stupid.

And what did you call me!?


Jamie was referring to my picture I posted, not calling you Albert Fish.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#27
I think the oldest one is dix-fix right? He is meant to be around 50...

And yes bearded, my mood is all for your sad little ass... now sig my repeated attempts at offending you!
#29
Quote by Renka
The pretty ones are always so stupid.

And what did you call me!?





Quote by Jack Off Jill
Jamie was referring to my picture I posted, not calling you Albert Fish.



Yeeeah, that's right...


¬_¬
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#32
Quote by confusius
I was being completely serious...do you want me to start harrasing you as well?


Wow.. Has anyone told you that you greatly resemble Matt Stone of South Park fame?
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#33
Well Bill 48...or whatever he was called...how was a lot older when he stopped going used to be in the recordings seciton
On vacation from modding = don't pm me with your pish
#35
Quote by JamieB

Aw, you're laughing me in the face! That means you possibly don't respect my authority maybe.
#36
Quote by bearded_monkey
Who is the oldest UGer? I've narrowed it down to two contestants:

- SYK aka SomeoneYouKnew: Strange man who makes a fair few epic posts around the Pit and, occasionally, Site Feedback. Known for his pervy ways on the women (no age is to young) on UG (if you are a girl, likelyhood is you know him and he refers to him by your first name).


I just realized how awesome that was.
666 BRO
#37
Quote by Renka
Aw, you're laughing me in the face! That means you possibly don't respect my authority maybe.



Put on a PVC cop suit and you're back in charge
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#38
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Wow.. Has anyone told you that you greatly resemble Matt Stone of South Park fame?


I know, I try my ****ing hardest. And yes Kankuro, my fro is much cooler.
#39
Quote by JamieB
Put on a PVC cop suit and you're back in charge

I don't even know what that means!
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