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#1
Yesterday on the bus ride back from my school's soccer game, we were all in the bus. A bunch of seniors gave every freshmen a giant wedgie up to their chest. But this is where all the crazy **** goes down. One or two of the seniors got completely naked and went and shoved their junk in one of my teammate's face. I mean **** and all. There was also apparently an occurrence of a sophomore licking somebody's balls. I don't know yet if it's true though. So somebody anonymously sent in a letter about the ride to the principle, and now everybody is in trouble. The coaches may get fired, and seniors that did it suspended out of school for 10 days, which would make them fail all their classes and maybe mess up their college. I'm a freshman BTW.

Anybody else have experiences with hazing?
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#4
do you go to a all guys school,they are probaly lonely
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#5
dude, gay.

seriously.


i mean, wow. what is wrong with people? how could they find that amusing?
#7
I think the seniors should be more embarrassed for getting completely naked. They don't sound like the sharpest tools in the shed, eh?

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#8
Well thats ****ed up..
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#9
ever find it odd that the homophobic jocks are the ones who end up doing homosexual stuff?
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#10
well that wasn't too smart. I still don't get why the hell they would get naked.
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#11
I thought that only happened in movies. Did you point out to those people that they are living cliches?
#13
That just gives us soccer players bad names. The guys that did it should apologize their ass off and check their sexuality.
#14
quite hilarious indead
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#16
Um.....whoa.
That was wierd. Why would they do that. They're ****ing crazy. Hazing isn't that bad, as long as it isn't really bad, just minor stuff. but jeez..............
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#18
I lol'ed
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ever find it odd that the homophobic jocks are the ones who end up doing homosexual stuff?

i've always though that, too.
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That just gives us soccer players bad names. The guys that did it should apologize their ass off and check their sexuality.


Yeah I know! They have apologized though. It was scary stuff though, when they were going to give somebody a wedgie they would start chanting their name. It reminded me of Lord of the Flies.
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#21
The usual canning.

Then again, it's always the younger brother of one of our friends, and it's all in good fun.

So no..hazing it immature and pointless. Freshmen are insignificant as is..besides, why torture them more? They always have another 4 years in high school...that's punishment enough.

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#23
if some dude put his junk in my face I would knock him on his ****ing ass... that kid was a pussy
#24
Wow, your school sucks. I'm a freshman, and i started school, and my school is so nice that some seniors called me and welcomed me to the school and said that i would have an awesome time there.
#25
Your school isnt called Homowarts school for Dickshaft and Jizzardry is it?
#26
i'm a senior
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#27
THat's probably the gayest story I've heard in a long time...


Who the **** would shove his balls on someone's face, and what kind of idiot would lick them...and say they're not gay?
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#28
I want to be Hazed....=[
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#29


I wish freshmen would have more balls, and seniors would be less of idiots.
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#31
Hazing is like a tradition, OK. They did it to you so your gunna do it them. Like I remember when I was a freshamn I got hit with a paddle, fortunately this year I get to hit people with a paddle.

But seriously, that kid went to far, hazing is supposed to mildy humiliating, not sexual.
#32
Sounds exactly like one of those stories every freshman hears right before high school =\
But I guess I have to believe you, you did post it on the internet.
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I wish freshmen would have more balls, and seniors would be less of idiots.


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#38
wait

what the hell


this was on the bus? i would've laughed if an adult had turned around to see a senior shoving his junk in some freshman's face buck naked
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#39
wait and the bus driver didnt do anything?
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#40
That's not even funny, that's just extremely gay.

Like how the hell does that happened? Some guys get together to haze some kids and are trying to think of something funny to do so they come to the conclusion that rubbing your balls on another guys face is the best option?
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