#1
My dad is pretty racist. He's a nice guy normally, but recently during this Hurricane Katrina response criticism or whatever towards FEMA, I was in the car with him and they were talking about it on AM radio (the same channel that carries Hannity and Limbaugh, he listens to them religiously), he says "It's not FEMA's fault a bunch of dumb negros wanna live below sea level. When you grow up, they're gonna be known as the complainin' race."

I didn't know what to say.

And earlier today he was talking about how he hates phrases like "No worries" and "my bad" and he says "I don't use my bad because I don't want people to think I'm a completely illiterate negro!!!"

Also he picked me up from a party where they were playing rap music and he said "Sounds like a real nig fest in there." It's getting really annoying.

Any of you guys have racist parents?
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#3
No. But that last one is f'in funny.
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#4
What the hell I thought this was the Pit... Sorry mods, move it or whatever.
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#6
i dont, thank goodness....

well maybe just let your dad know that all that stuff is major stereotypes...white people do it too, as well as the fact there are many non-ghetto black people...

or ask him to cut it out while you are around cause you dont agree...
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#8
Lol your dad is funny. And the first one isn't really that racist.
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#11
this aint the pit, man....sry but *reported*

you prolly wont get hit but it'll get moved or something.
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#12
Racism isn't cool. I learned that a long time ago.

Maybe it's because I live in a pretty diverse town, but we don't get a ton of that here.

Way I see it, we all have different opinions and lifestyles. It's best just to leave all that alone.
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#13
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damn, i like your dad

but what were you doing at a party with rap music?rap means no mosh pit


+1
#14
He sounds like a real asshole. Let him know that you won't support him when he's old unless he stops being racist.
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#15
Racism is nothing but ignorance. If you think you are superior because you are a lighter shade of human than me than thats cool. But just remember, while you go up to the local Safeway to buy sunscreen, I'll be sittin in my lawn chair soakin that **** up. Holler Nigg
#16
haha your dad is cool. Mine is kind of like that too, but i don't mind, as me and my friends make black jokes too, though we don't actually hate black guys. My dad says stuff like 'I never said nigs were bad, everyone should have one around the house'
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#18
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My dad may be racist, but at least he can post in the correct forum.


Funny and true.

Anyways, racism is never cool and always ill informed. Shoot your dad.

Or just tell him to cool it on the casual family flavoured racism, you don't want to hear it and you don't want to hate him.
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Funny and true.

Anyways, racism is never cool and always ill informed. Shoot your dad.

Or just tell him to cool it on the casual family flavoured racism, you don't want to hear it and you don't want to hate him.

OR do it the cool way, and be racist back.
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#20
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OR do it the cool way, and be racist back.


Psch, down with your way, cracker.
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#22
I already said I thought I was in the Pit, I had just came out of a thread about crappy 10 year olds in guitar center or something, it seemed like an off topic thread.
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#24
My dad's an subconcious ass. At work, he had a freudian slip during a meeting and said "Don't hand me that jiggaboo bull****." Everyone just stared at him, jaws dropped. He then stopped, looked around and said "Did I really just say that?"

Oh, and reported.
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#25
My dad's always trying to be politically correct about that sort of thing, it's annoying. If I ever comment on someone's race or anything like that he gets all mad, even if it's just in passing.
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#26
and this has what in common with Electric guitars?

btw, your dad is right. I'm glad he has balls.