#1
Ring that bell, shout for joy
The Mosher's day is here
Gather those Delinquents up
And send them to the pier

England's for Goth's, Africa's for twats
Send those apes back to the trees
Ship those scallies back

Ring that bell, shout for joy
The Mosher's day is here
Twenty million ugly chavs
Are ready on the pier

Ring that bell, shout for joy
The Mosher's day is here
Ring that bell, shout for joy
Boats are ready for the trip
We won't shed a tear

Ring that bell, shout for joy
The Mosher's day is here
Hand that gimp his ugly stick
Hand that **** his beer

Ring that bell, shout for joy
The Mosher's day is here
Twenty million ''gansta'' fools
To Africa we'll steer

Ring that bell, shout for joy
The Mosher's day is here
There they go far out to sea
See them disappear

Ring that bell, shout for joy
The Mosher's day is here
Boats are leaking badly now
They sink, we've settled here

''Help, help we're sinking glugluglug''

Ring that bell, shout for joy
The Mosher's day is here
No more wigger scummy fights
Led by wigger queers

Ring that bell, shout for joy
The Mosher's day is here
Our homes, our schools
Our city streets of wiggers will be clear

Ring that bell, shout for joy
The Mosher's day is here
England will be alright again
The land we love so dear

England's for Goths, Africa's for twat
Send those apes back to the trees
Ship those scallies back


its not arranged yet but ya get the drift
#2
Kinda sucks.

And I find "Goths" just as annoying as Chavs.

Also, "Ring that bell, shout for joy
The Mosher's day is here" got really annoying after the first 20 times.
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#5
it is funny in parts, but racist sounding in parts

England's for Goth's, Africa's for twats
Send those apes back to the trees
Ship those scallies back

I can't see how this is meant to be funny but there's no Chav's in africa, they originate in england, so truly don't understand what that is about. but the rest of the song is ok but slightly repetative.
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#6
Ok, first

these are just lyrics from a racist song changed around a bit. im not sure, but i heard it was a johnny cash song and it sounds like him singing, but the real lyrics are

"america's for white, africa's for blacks, send those apes back to the trees ship those n***ers back"

im not racist and i hate the song. But all you did was change maybe, 10 words in the song and called it yours.

**** you, you racist ****!
#7
ye this song is a joke and ive wrote a better, less repetetive song ill post it soon

its called a parody dic-khead and at least i didn't post a racist song motherfuc-ker
Last edited by tulsa29 at Sep 6, 2007,
#8
funny it reads like a racist song dude. if your gonna parody it dude make it about chavs what have they got to do with africa etc, the wigger reference is fine, but send the apes back to anywhere else than africa it wouldn't seem so bad as you could refer chavs to neanderthal caveman monkey figures.
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Last edited by Rookieste at Sep 7, 2007,
#9
Most of the posts above me are correct, this song comes across as very racist. I have seen many songs on here making fun of chavs and pretty much all of them were hilarious. Now don't misunderstand me...this IS a funny song, but if i were you i'd take out the bit about africa and somehow show everyone that the chavs originate from the UK in the first place.

Hope that helps at least a bit
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