#1
My friend just said she has a GI virus.... what's that? Call me stupid, but I have no idea.. D:
#2
It has the word virus in it, can't you figure it out ??

Anyway, it's a serious kind of virus..
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#4
Well thanks for telling me it's a sickness. Do you think I'm mentally retarded? I meant what kind..
#5
Genital Incapacitor Virus
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#6
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Genital Incapacitor Virus


..........


What.


You're telling me she has problems with her... berjina? D:
#7
I checked the database, such virus doesn't exist.. Or it's new.
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#8
Why are you asking us? Can't you just go to WebMD? There you wouldn't get smart-ass answers. What a waste of bandwidth.
#9
So.... she DOESNT have genital problems? D:
It stands for Gastrointestinal right?


....right? D:

EDIT: Sorry I don't know every fucking website on the planet. Funny how the first time I see someone say something is a waste of bandwidth is on a serious thread asking what kind of virus this is and not one of these 5000 penis threads..
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#11
GI is gastro intestinal. I've got a lot of stomach problems so I know these things.
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#12
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Gastrointestinal maybe?


Bingo!

GastroIntestinal

It means any virus that's attacking your stomach or intestines.
Cramps, stomach ache, vomiting, soupy poopies ... stuff like that.
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Bingo!

GastroIntestinal

It means any virus that's attacking your stomach or intestines.
Cramps, stomach ache, vomiting, soupy poopies ... stuff like that.


Thank you for confirming that and being the seemingly ONE UGer that is actually serious when needed.
#15
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EDIT: Sorry I don't know every fucking website on the planet. Funny how the first time I see someone say something is a waste of bandwidth is on a serious thread asking what kind of virus this is and not one of these 5000 penis threads..


So, you've never heard of Google? Don't start a thread about something you could simply Google.
#16
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Thank you for confirming that and being the seemingly ONE UGer that is actually serious when needed.
Nah, There are plenty of UGers that give serious answers. There were 2 others that were posting in this thread, as I was writing.

I like to throw a little humor in too. Nothing says it has to be all serious business.

REAL CONTENT + a little humor ... ftw.

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gastrointestinal.

or she god a GI Joe stuck up her hoohoo.

I was in the military for a while. There were quite a few girls around the base who occasionally had a GI Joe stuck up their hoohoos.


"Soupy Poopie" doesn't sound right. It's gotta be "the Soupy Poopies"

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#17
why don't you ask her what it is?
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#18
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why don't you ask her what it is?

+1 im pretty sure her being the one who has it she would know lol
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#19
The Government Issue virus. It's an army related thing... it will make your friend pregnant. Beware.
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#20
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Do you think I'm mentally retarded?


Yes, people who post questions, particuarly medically related questions, on UG generally are..
#21
I've already googled it, you jackasses. I got no results. It's funny how you assume when someone posts a medical question on UG they haven't run on a search on it first. I couldn't ask her because she was at home sick and I received the information through an email... >.>
#23
OH F*CK! Sorry man, I thought you were talking about a computer virus as well. Yea, it probably has something to do with her Gastrointestinal tract then. She probably feels her insides all squirmy and I think she may need antibiotics. Tell her to go to a doctor.
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