#1
Ya so i woke up this morning and my upper lip is like 4x bigger, i look ridiculous, something bit me last night, i heard buzzing so it might be a mosquito, and when i got out of bed on my floor was a pretty big spider so i might be that to, idk, any ways i was just wondering if anyone had advice on how tho make the swelling go away, i already took benadryl but it hasnt helped yet, it took it about 3 hours ago.
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#2
Kill the mosquito that bit you, that's the only way.
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#3
Wow. I have no idea what could help, maybe some kind of skin care stuff?

Pics?
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#4
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Kill the mosquito that bit you, that's the only way.


ha ya i found it and smashed it, and the spider, i wish it was that easy
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#5
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Wow. I have no idea what could help, maybe some kind of skin care stuff?

Pics?


i dont have a digital camera, my lip basically looks like a flounder fish or something
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#6
Put some ice on it.
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I feel compelled to suggest Icy Hot for some reason.
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i think that would burn like hell
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#10
see a doctor?

you're lucky it didn't sting you in your neck or throat, you could have been dead...
can you see something of an angle? has it got an other colour? you might have as well smashed your head at the side of your bed^^

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#12
Quote by MakinLattes
get something to bite the lower lip, so at least your mouth is symmetrical.

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#13
Yeah, try cool it down, with ice or whatever. Buy some anti-infllamatories. Then go to the doctor. They'll sort you out.
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Yeah, try cool it down, with ice or whatever. Buy some anti-infllamatories. Then go to the doctor. They'll sort you out.


ya i wanted to go to a doctor, but i kinda wanted to first see if i could make it go away using cheaper methods
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#19
No need for a doctor happened to me once. Keep using ice to make your lip wet as it will quickly dry out. Use those gels that make mosquito bites heal quicklier. And wait. It'll take a few days. Try not to be seen often in public.
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#20
Quote by Attack
No need for a doctor happened to me once. Keep using ice to make your lip wet as it will quickly dry out. Use those gels that make mosquito bites heal quicklier. And wait. It'll take a few days. Try not to be seen often in public.


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