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Ok, heres the deal.
Me and my friend had a very unique conversation today in school,
so i decided to make a game of it.

You know those Mastercard commercials? Ya know, the ones that go like:
Tuxedo - $60
Limo - $100
Girlfriend - $200
Getting drunk and thowing up on your girlfriend - priceless

I wanna see what kinds of funny things people come up with.
#4
^ Yeah man, they must over charge you around your area!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#6
Suit and tie - $70
Limo - $100
2 bottles of wine - $26
My d!ck up your a$$ after an evening out - priceless
#7
Quote by denizenz
Registering a UG account - 5 minutes
Posting a thread in The Pit - 2 minutes
Failing - 10 seconds
Using the Search Bar - Priceless



#8
Quote by X~THOR~X
Suit and tie - $70
Limo - $100
2 bottles of wine - $26
My d!ck up your a$$ after an evening out - priceless

Axe FX 2
Matrix GT1000FX
Mesa 4x12
Behringer FCB1010
#9
Quote by denizenz
Registering a UG account - 5 minutes
Posting a thread in The Pit - 2 minutes
Failing - 10 seconds
Using the Search Bar - Priceless

yeah. id sig that if i had room.
sup?
#10
Dieting pills - 50 dollars
Treadmill - 500 dollars
Sports team Fees - 75 dollars
Getting run over in a grocery store parking lot and dying hours later in a hospital - priceless.
#11


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#13
Quote by denizenz
Registering a UG account - 5 minutes
Posting a thread in The Pit - 2 minutes
Failing - 10 seconds
Using the Search Bar - Priceless
Hah, sigged
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Looking for a bj from an unsuspecting animal eh?
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I came, I saw, I cleaned it up.
#14
Getting a bus to town - 50p
Going to eat at Mcdonalds - £1.99
Making an irrelevant connection to the above and getting a boner in public - priceless.
#15
Quote by powerchord9988

Tuxedo - $60
Limo - $100
Girlfriend - $200
Getting drunk and thowing up on your girlfriend - priceless

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hahahahaha, sigged
Jackson RR3
ESP LTD MH-250NT (EMG 81-85)
Peavey Valveking 100 Head
Harley Benton Cabnet
Blackstar Distx Valve Distortion
Boss DD3
Dunlop Cry Baby Wah
Ibanez Weeping Demon
Boss Noise-Gate
A Member Of The Jackson Players Group
#16
old thread
The main purpose of a TV is to have a place to point your furnatures to
#17
Quote by powerchord9988
Ok, heres the deal.
Me and my friend had a very unique conversation today in school,
so i decided to make a game of it.

You know those Mastercard commercials? Ya know, the ones that go like:
Tuxedo - $60
Limo - $100
Girlfriend - $200
Getting drunk and thowing up on your girlfriend - priceless

I wanna see what kinds of funny things people come up with.


hhahahahaha
#19
Quote by noxiosimitator


MODS TELL ME WHEN I NEED TO DELETE THIS PIC.. PM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT


Megalolz!
#21
New computer-900 dollars
World of Warcraft-30 Dollars
Account on WoW-14
Making Sure You Die A Virgin-Priceless?
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#22
New guitar - £350
New amp - £120
Accessories - £30
Realizing the fact you can't play a single thing - Priceless
#23
Toshiba Laptop - $800
Logitech 5.1 Speakers - $75
Creative Soundcard - $100
Watching the Download festival via webcast - Priceless.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#24
Quote by ctb
New guitar - £350
New amp - £120
Accessories - £30
Realizing the fact you can't play a single thing - Priceless


haha...that was me for a while....
#25
Quote by ldl67
yeah. id sig that if i had room.


I did sig it
#28
Mobile Phone £80
Monthly line rental £20
Ultra hot sexline £1.50 an minute
Realising its your mum whos pretending to orgasm Priceless
#29
Car - $1500
Books - $500
College tuition - $25000
Bartender for life - Priceless

There's some things money can't buy. For everything else there GTFO.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#30
samurai sword- £350
samurai costume hired from costume outlet- £10
with said items equipped, yelling "UREHHHHHH" to people on the street- priceless
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#31
Buying a girl a drink - $6
Tip for the bartender - $5
A condom - $1.99
Finding out that you brought home a Victor instead of a Victoria - Priceless
Gear
Schecter C-1 Artist
Vox AD15VT
Epiphone EJ-200 Acoustic
#32
Box of condoms - £3.00
Tube of lubricant - £6.00
Fixed Lock on bedroom door - £10.00
The look on your little sister's face when she walks in on you and your g/f - Priceless
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lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


PROUD EVERTONIAN
#33
Quote by Jersey_Zombie
Buying a girl a drink - $6
Tip for the bartender - $5
A condom - $1.99
Finding out that you brought home a Victor instead of a Victoria - Priceless

Now THAT is funny x) sigged :P
Quote by Atomic_Assault
lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


PROUD EVERTONIAN
#34
Air Jordans- $400
Bling- $2000
Weed- $40
Living on welfare- Priceless

I posted this in another thread the other day coincidence? I think not!
#35
Quote by andyd93
Now THAT is funny x) sigged :P


yay!
Gear
Schecter C-1 Artist
Vox AD15VT
Epiphone EJ-200 Acoustic
#37
Brand-New M1 Carbine semi-automatic Rifle: $300
Lots of ammunition: $100
Accesories (Dads Pistol, ammunition pouches, hunting knife, combat jacket etc): $600
Shooting up your local High-School with a grudge: Priceless
#39
Since yesterday evening.
Got bored. Aint got a car or money and i don't get paid for another hour and 15...
#40
Quote by minibrowny
Mobile Phone £80
Monthly line rental £20
Ultra hot sexline £1.50 an minute
Realising its your mum whos pretending to orgasm Priceless


haha thats funny enough to sig (and I need one...)
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