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#1
ha so i was just going to go get my coke can to throw away and i went to go get it and i got the tv remote instead and while i was walking to the trashcan i was just like. what am i doing? so i went back to get the coke can and was like, "hey i do this stuff all the time why not see if other poeple do". thus this thread is born.

the other morning i was going to get some cereal and juice so i got my bowl and the orange juice and started pouring the orange juice in the bowl. after it was about half way full my dad was like. what are you doing??? i was like. what the ****? i dont know.

also sometimes when i make cereal i will put the box of cereal in the fridge for some reason. or i will put the milk in the cupboard.

i do all of this without thinking but when i realize im doing it i think im crazy. do you guys do anything like this?
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#2
you might have a cancerous tumor
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#5
i get up and forget what i got up for, umm i suck at remembering anything
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#7
well yeah i do dat all the time, but the most wierdest thing i do...intentionally is, when i need to pee i hold it in, for a while and then go pee, feels soo great XD lol, almost like an orgasm
#8
Seriously you DO have a cancerous tumor...
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#10
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well yeah i do dat all the time, but the most wierdest thing i do...intentionally is, when i need to pee i hold it in, for a while and then go pee, feels soo great XD lol, almost like an orgasm

thats real healthy...
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#11
eh stuff like that happens to me all the time. Just the other day I took the wrapper of my chocolate bar and walked over to the bin and threw the bar in.

I was pissed when I realised
#12
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#13
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the worst is thinking youre going to drink milk, and you grab orange juice without looking. f*cking horrible

yeah man...happened to me a couple of times, i thought dat the milk had gone bad, so i spit it out and let the juice spill in the sink XD then i realized dat it was juice...i dont blame tumors for this, i blame television
#14
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eh stuff like that happens to me all the time. Just the other day I took the wrapper of my chocolate bar and walked over to the bin and threw the bar in.

I was pissed when I realised



hahaha yeah stuff like that sucks.

but on the other hand. your avatar should be friends with mine
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#16
I've managed to drive across to my brothers house (some 20 or so miles away), just to trake him MY T.V. remote.....

I got there and was just completely and utterly confused.

I didn't know if it was bum or breakfast time!

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#17
Ive thrown clothes in the trash can, thinking i was putting them in the laundry basket before.
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I'll look everywhere for something in my hand.
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#19
I'll lick a glass after drinking from it or wipe it excessively on my clothes. Only round the bit I drank from, not like a tongue-fest all over it. I feel really uncomfortable if I don't.
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#20
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I'll look everywhere for something in my hand.



ha yeah i do that. or ill be like looking in my fridge for something and not find it then look 5 minutes later and realize it was right it front of me.
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#22
i drink the blood of small children who i trap by enticing with a large red van which clearly states that i have free candy...

nothing too weird though
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#23
There's already a MASSIVE thread on this........................so I guess it's time for a new one


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#24
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I'll lick a glass after drinking from it or wipe it excessively on my clothes. Only round the bit I drank from, not like a tongue-fest all over it. I feel really uncomfortable if I don't.



I think I might so something along those lines too.
#25
I do the exact same thing threadstarter. If I'm getting cereal or something, I'd think about putting the milk in the cupboard etc too.

I'm always in the middle of doing something (stupid), then i suddenly think: wtf am i doing?

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I think I might so something along those lines too.

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#27
sometimes when I have to go piss ill go to trash can, luckily i realise that it's a trash can before I actuallly pee in it
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#28
I eat my toe-nails.

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#35
If I'm drinking out of a bottle, I tend to take a sip, then put the lid back on, then unscrew the lid and take another sip straight after i screwed it back on.
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#37
i do all that stuff. have you ever held one thing in each hand and accidentally almost ate the other thing? once, i almost put a pencil down my throat instead of a sucker....
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Ah, this intrigues me.

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