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i was in the bathroom today at school, and in the stall next to me... a kid was fappin the hell out of himself... i just hurried up and got out of there... i could hear it and what not... what would you do?
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

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I agree with This End Up
#3
yell at him to stop. then wait until he comes out of the stall and laugh in his face.

either that or challenge him to a game of soggy biscut.
Last edited by hrdcorelaxplaya at Sep 6, 2007,
#7
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or i'd pee on his foot.


That would probably only fuel his urge to masturbaste
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#8
Some guy did that in my school....And a guy I know did it in his mom's car, and another in a jaccuzi in the gym...You should make fun of him
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EDIT: Sammcl pretty much got it dead on.
#9
Make moaning noises, so he'd think I was getting laid.

I'd be like "UREH, UREH!! Ohh, baby that's good.."

He'd be like ""

Then I'd flush a roll of toilet paper, so the toilet would start overflowing. I'd bolt the door shut with the old penny trick, and write on the inside of the door: "This is what you get for beating your meat at school, bitch!"

Z-Edit: Actually, forget the sex noises, I like my second idea better
Last edited by Rockford_rocks at Sep 6, 2007,
#10
Quote by This End Up
i was in the bathroom today at school, and in the stall next to me... a kid was fappin the hell out of himself... i just hurried up and got in there... i could hear it and it sounded like he was having a good fap... should I join him?


fixed
#12
This happened to me at Paris CDG airport, but at the urinals. It was one of the most disturbing things to have ever happened to me.
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#13
Tell him to do a barrel roll

Ok. Actually, I would just ignore him and keep doing my bussines. Everyone has the right to **** himself.
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#14
i would of had the urge to humiliate him horribly, i can't beleive you didnt say anything
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#15
uhh wow...
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

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I agree with This End Up
#18
Poo on the floor and kick it across under.

No?

Rob Schneider is... Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb! Rated PG-13.
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#19
Start lookin for a hole in the wall separating you both, nothing like glorey hole action.

But for real?

Shoved my phone under the door, taken a pic, bluetooth it anyomosuly (Sp?) unless the boy pays a fierce ransom.

*evil laugh*
#21
Quote by HuskerDu
This happened to me at Paris CDG airport, but at the urinals. It was one of the most disturbing things to have ever happened to me.


lmao

public masturbation is fun.
#23
hahaha the editing!
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

Quote by saphrax
I agree with This End Up
#24
What drives a man to such levels?

Lonelyness? Boredom?

Lmao at the Paris Incident made my night
#25
Quote by This End Up
i was in the bathroom today at school, and in the stall next to me... a kid was fappin the hell out of himself... i just hurried up and got out of there... i could hear it and what not... what would you do?


An autistic kid at school last year did that in the middle of class two times last year, it was nasty
#27
damn... ug is infact full of perverts and... well wizards!
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

Quote by saphrax
I agree with This End Up
#28
Right. Get a good load of spit going in your mouth. Add a bit of mucous to the mixture for texture. Mix for five minutes. Close your eyes. Stand up on the toilet looking over onto his side. Spit onto his wang, or where you think it is. Repeat until desired effect. Run.
#29
the other night me and a few friends got reallly drunk and one of my friends went upstairs (not his house btw) and stuck my friends computer on and started bashing one out

when we all went in he turned the screen off and was sitting with his t shirt covering his modesty

i turned the screen on and there was a video playing with a girl spread eagle and well you can imagine the rest
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#32
I know a guy that beat it to the sex scene in the modern version of Romeo and Juliet during an English lesson. The teacher walked over and said "You having a good time"
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Another time I was watching lesbian porn and masterbating, when my mom walks in. Like, right as I climax. She's just standing there with her mouth wide open and I'm like "I was curious...go gay rights!" Fu.cking awkward...
#34
Quote by Preid
Start lookin for a hole in the wall separating you both, nothing like glorey hole action.

But for real?

Shoved my phone under the door, taken a pic, bluetooth it anyomosuly (Sp?) unless the boy pays a fierce ransom.

*evil laugh*

You put Oxford Uni as your location and can't spell anonymously? For shame
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#35
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You put Oxford Uni as your location and can't spell anonymously? For shame


Moosiks in Italian (mostly)

Im gifted in other ways
#37
I heard 2 lesbians having sex in the bathroom so i standed on the toilet bowl that was next to them so i could see top of their head...very disturbing... btw ima girl
#38
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Moosiks in Italian (mostly)

Im gifted in other ways

Aw, I bet you are
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#39
Public wanking? Cmon get with it, we're all doing it.
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#40
i was in the shopping center the other day, and as a strolled past the Dollarama (which is a store of cheap everyday shiznat for you foreign types) i hear the store clerk exclaim "SECURITY!", and i see a man in a black jacket running from the store, working frantically to do up his pants. He is closely followed by the store clerk, who is closely followed by a fat, donut-clutching security guard. He manages to get to his black van with the windows painted over (scientists refer to them as "rapist vans") and drive away. I walk into the store and inquire what had caused the ruckus...and it seem that the man was in the back of the store, violently masturbating, and had just reached the point of ejaculating all over the tupperware when he was spotted by an elderly female client.

no jokes.

i was scared to the point of using the fetal position and repeating mantras
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