#1
So im sure that most of the guys here have woken up with morning wood. But i was just thinking that when someone's having an operation, and the doctors put them to sleep, do you reckon that someone could get a boner whilst under anaesthetics (sp?)???
UG's Stock Market Guy

Hablo Español
Wǒ néng shuō Zhōngwén

So you can speak to me in English, Spanish or Chinese

My Recordings:

Dissident Blues
El Farol
Lenny
We'll Make This Work
Stop This Train
#3
Quote by theneildeal
So im sure that most of the guys here have woken up with morning wood. But i was just thinking that when someone's having an operation, and the doctors put them to sleep, do you reckon that someone could get a boner whilst under anaesthetics (sp?)???



that's when the doctors have a competition to throw hoops around it
#4
probably... but maybe the narcotics are strong enough to rest your mind enough so that you don't get hard. actually an interesting question...
#5
If he was dreaming about Boning a fat chick
Quote by soulflyV
Prepare to have every orifice in your body occupied by a dwarf.
#6
My brother is a surgeon so i asked him

"Hey matty, when you put somebody under anaesthetic do some ever get a hard on?"
"No"
"Gutted, that'd be funny"
"Not some ... all"
"Really?"
"Yea"
Quote by Ruckus.
Another time I was watching lesbian porn and masterbating, when my mom walks in. Like, right as I climax. She's just standing there with her mouth wide open and I'm like "I was curious...go gay rights!" Fu.cking awkward...
#7
shame. that would make the 8 hour long surgeries amusing!
UG's Stock Market Guy

Hablo Español
Wǒ néng shuō Zhōngwén

So you can speak to me in English, Spanish or Chinese

My Recordings:

Dissident Blues
El Farol
Lenny
We'll Make This Work
Stop This Train
#8
I was afraid of that my first time goin under...now idc they better watch out.
cheers betch
#9
I dunno if you didn't read that right but he said 'It doesnt happen to some ... it happens to ALL"

So yes! In youve ever gone under anaethetic chances are you got some surgical wood
Quote by Ruckus.
Another time I was watching lesbian porn and masterbating, when my mom walks in. Like, right as I climax. She's just standing there with her mouth wide open and I'm like "I was curious...go gay rights!" Fu.cking awkward...
#10
Thats why you should always tape it down when going in for surgery.

I do, dont want to make the surgeon jealous so he starts hatin'.

I love the hoop game!
#11
Well it wouldn't suprise me
People in coma's tend to be doing it continuously - they jsut do it in their sleep, so being a nurse there would be quite skank

So yeah im sure you can
#12
ok, all! the next time i go under the knife, ill warn the doctor that ill be getting a boner. Now that would be an awkward situation
UG's Stock Market Guy

Hablo Español
Wǒ néng shuō Zhōngwén

So you can speak to me in English, Spanish or Chinese

My Recordings:

Dissident Blues
El Farol
Lenny
We'll Make This Work
Stop This Train
#14
Quote by theneildeal
ok, all! the next time i go under the knife, ill warn the doctor that ill be getting a boner. Now that would be an awkward situation

if the surgeon's hot, tell her to feel free to do whatever she needs to get it down...
#17
Thats why its a big old non-sexually-appealing man that does the op
#18
Quote by Raydey
What if you get a circumcision done? Surely, that would make it a pretty tough operation.

they'd probably put you under local anesthetic. meaning you can't feel anything down there, for those of you with lesser vocabularies.
#19
It depends on the op. If they administer tubocurare as a muscle relaxant, no wood, since wood relies on the muscle at the base of the penis preventing blood leaving.
#20
Quote by Preid
Thats why its a big old non-sexually-appealing man that does the op


Im sure seeing someone get a boner whilst he's operating would be a welcome confidence boost for him!
UG's Stock Market Guy

Hablo Español
Wǒ néng shuō Zhōngwén

So you can speak to me in English, Spanish or Chinese

My Recordings:

Dissident Blues
El Farol
Lenny
We'll Make This Work
Stop This Train
#21
No. not at all. GA shuts down a lot of things, so NO, boners do not occur . There, answered.
BLACK OVERLORD OF THE ORDER OF THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI! pm SGstriker to join!

Quote by Bennetts_strat
^Dude, he's an 02'er.... He could put you in dog collars and make you his bitch if he wanted.

YOU stop phailing.
#22
anesthesia =/= sleep
BASSLINES TO MAKE YOUR CHEST CAVITY SHUDDER.