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#1
Whats your favorite pick up lines 4 a chick... or guy if you happen 2 be a chick...

1 of my favorites...
hey baby i may be no fred flintstone... but i can make your bed rock

so wats your favs?
#3
It seems like less than a day ago I put in mine in another thread

"Hey do you work at Subway? Oh, because you just gave me a foot long!"
#4
Lol "I have a driver's licence". Works every time...
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#5
my friend today said "hey, whats your number?" to a girl.


yep thats it. nothing else................he got it
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


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#9
oh, i'm sorry, i thought it was concluded that pick-up lines don't work on girls
#10
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I don't need a pick up line, I have a knife.

i smell assault
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#11
"Hey listen, i'm REALLY wired sooo I was wondering...If I can take you home and eat your pu*sy?"
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#12
Quote by Biehayn
It seems like less than a day ago I put in mine in another thread

"Hey do you work at Subway? Oh, because you just gave me a foot long!"


What if she replies, "Yes i do, how do you know?"

Do you run away?
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#13
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i smell assault


Pffft, nigga I'm talkin' 'bout murder!
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#18
hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform?
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#21
nice shoes
lets ****
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#24
mines very blunt and rite to the point
"Get in my pants "
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#25
Sit on a street corner. And just wiggle the **** out of your fingers. It doesn't even have to be good, just the sight of g- spot pleasers in motion will get you a female every time. You don't even have to say anything, unless she's like,' hmm... do you wanna..'

YES!!!!! PLEASE!!!!

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#26
i couldnt help but exploding in my pants on first sight of you, would you like to help clean up down there

gets um every time
#27
"Can I buy you a drink, or would you prefer the cash?" Clever, funny, and effective.
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#28
u smell nice...

Originally Posted by .smudged.
cook with semen everybody's doing it

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#30
Quote by powerstroke
"Can I buy you a drink, or would you prefer the cash?" Clever, funny, and effective.
that's probably the only pickup line i've ever heard that is actually clever...
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#32
Can I have a pic of you so i can show santa what i want for Christmas?
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#33
I don't need a pick up line I have chloroform and a getaway car.

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#34
Quote by Jersey_Zombie
"Hey listen, i'm REALLY wired sooo I was wondering...If I can take you home and eat your pu*sy?"


Meg.
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But they have to be sarcastic or something... or just messing around.

Surely people this dumb must've failed to breathe a long time ago.
#35
Quote by Incardito
I don't need a pick up line I have chloroform and a getaway car.

win
#36
"i find the most erotic part of the woman to be the boobies"
"If i said you had a nice body would you take off your pants and dance around a little?"

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#37
Quote by Kankuro
I don't need a pick up line, I have a knife.

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