#1
HEY!1!1!! LOL OK TOK LIEK THES ON THES THR3AD.!!1!1!!1!1!1111!!!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL IF U WANT 2!1!1!11 WTF LOL

I HAET PAOPL3 WHO TOK LIEK THIS!!!!!11 LOL SO Y3AH.!1!11!!!11!1!!!!!11111! OMG WTF

TOK LIEK THES ON THES THR3AD!!111

U CAN UES THIS: http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html


Translated:

hey. ok, talk like this on this thread... if you want too.

i hate people who talk like this. so yeah...

talk like this on this thread.

you can use this: http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
sup?
#3
Ah, i see. Here is a simple one i hope you understand - GTF0.
Currently attempting to learn: The Dissentience by Protest The Hero in it's entirety.
#5
i hate people who type like that as well. It serves no purpose, since the comedic value was lost long ago, except to prove how idiotic some people are

I almost forgot, *reported*
#7
3VERYON3 SUX B/C I HAEV ANG3R ISU3S AND IT WAS TAHT AND DEPRESION TAHT GOT ME KIK3D OUT OF MAH BAND!!!11!11

Translated as:
Everyone sucks because i have anger issues and it was that and depression that got me kicked out of my band.
#10
I FUKED UR MOM AND POPAD ON UR DADS CH3ST!!11!!1 WTF

Translated:

I ****ed your mom and pooped on your dad's chest!
Quote by imdeth


I'm funny

BLUES
#13
H3Y THEYRE R A LOT OF PAOPLE WHO UND3RSTAND HOM3R AND ALSO LIEK PORK CHIPS!11!1!!1! OMG W3 DO NOT WANT BARS ON DA SAT!111!1!11 OMG THES WIL B ON TV!!!1! OMG WTF AND I KNOW THEYRE R MANY PLAECS 2 SAY NIEC GRIZLEIS GOD MAN!!!11!111 LOL I THINK TAHT THEIR R NOT A KEYBOARD TAHT WIL LET U UNDERSTAND THES CAUES IT ISNT DA PLAEC 2 EAT AT MCDONALDS!!!!11 WTF LOL HE SADE AEVNGA MAH DEATH AND N3ARLEY DEID AND WAS INTERESTED IN BIGFOT!1!!!1 OMG TEH AVIEDNC3 WAS INCONCLUSIEV DA 3YES GLIM3R OF HUMAN INTALIEGNCA!!1!11 LOL I KNOW U UND3RSTAND WUT I JUST SADE.!11!111!111!!!1111! LOL


understand that!
sup?
#14
HAHA TAHT SI ON3 MAZNG TRANSLA2R ISNT IMM CURIOS AS 2 WUT WIL COME OUT WHAN I TRANSLAET THES WUT!1!1111!1 WTF IF I UES WEIRD WORDS LIEK.!111!!11!11!!!!!1!1 OMG ANTIDIESSTABLISHMENTARIANISM AND FLOCINAUCINIHILIPILIPHICATION TEH LATAR SI DA LONGEST WORD IN OUR DICTIONARY DISCLUDNG CRAP LIEK GREK TAHT SNEAKS IN!!1!!!1 OMG


HAHA, That is one amazing translator isn't it.

I am curious as to what will come out when I translate this message.

What if I use weird words like... Antidisestablishmentarianism and Floccinauccinihilipiliphication, The latter is the longest word in our dictionary, discluding crap like Greek that sneaks in.
Quote by Last_Serenade
dimebag put as much emotion in to 9/10 of his solos as hitler showed when putting jews in syanide showers.

Quote by P-Laverty
QUESTION! Does emo porn have blood everywhere from wrist wounds?

Quote by Dabey
HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

no but seriously, HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ
#15
Quote by GiantRaven
Lulz *r3p0rt3d*



why did you report this thread it has a topic that people can talk about
#16
HAS HE LOST HIS MIND?!!!??!! OMG WTF LOL CAN H3 SE OR SI H3 BLIND
CAN HE WOK AT AL?!?!? OMG WTF OR IF H3 MOVES WIL HA FAL
IS??!??? OMG WTF HA LIEV OR DEAD?!?!!!!? OMG WTF HAS HE THOUGHTS WITHIN HIS H3AD
W3L!1!!!! OMG WTF JUST PAS HIM THARE!1!11!! OMG Y SHUD WE EVEN CAER

HE??!!? OMG WTF LOL WAS TURNED 2 STEL IN DA GRAAT MAGNETIC FEILD
WH3N!11!!11 WTF HE TRAEVL3D TIEM FOR DA FUTUR3 OF MANKIND
NOBODY!1!11 OMG WTF WANTS HIM HE JUST STAERS AT TEH WORLD
PLANNG!!!1! OMG LOL HIS VANGAANC3 TAHT HE WIL SON UNFOLD
NOW!1!1!!! OMG WTF LOL TEH TIEM SI HERE FOR IRONMAN 2 SPR3AD F3AR
VENG3ANC3!11!1!1! OMG LOL FROM TEH GRAEV KILS DA PAOPLE HA ONC3 SAEVD
NOBODY WANTS HIM THEY JUST TURN THERE HEADS

NOBODY!!1!!!1!1 WTF LOL HELPS HIM NOW HA HAS HIS RAV3NG3

HEAVY!!!1!11!1 LOL BOTS OF L3AD FILS HIS VICTIMS FUL OF DREAD
RUNNG!1!!! LOL AS FAST AS TH3Y CAN IRONMAN LIEVS AGANE

Holy **** that's awesome! Sorry for reporting you...
#17
Quote by Aussieloco
*r3p0rt3d*

why would you report this thread?
Gear
95' Fender Strat w/ Texas Specials
Crate 212xr
Fuzz Face
Crybaby
among other things
#18
Its not something you can talk about, or discuss carmly in an interlectual way, its mindless nonsence.

bu7 0mf6 l0lz 14/\/\ /\/\o0r3 1337 7h4n 4ll of jo0 4ny \/\/4y




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Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

Quote by lumberjack
Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

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Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#19
Quote by squier2088
why would you report this thread?

Cause I'm an idiot and didn't bother to read the stuff in coherent english
#20
Quote by Aussieloco
HAS HE LOST HIS MIND?!!!??!! OMG WTF LOL CAN H3 SE OR SI H3 BLIND
CAN HE WOK AT AL?!?!? OMG WTF OR IF H3 MOVES WIL HA FAL
IS??!??? OMG WTF HA LIEV OR DEAD?!?!!!!? OMG WTF HAS HE THOUGHTS WITHIN HIS H3AD
W3L!1!!!! OMG WTF JUST PAS HIM THARE!1!11!! OMG Y SHUD WE EVEN CAER

HE??!!? OMG WTF LOL WAS TURNED 2 STEL IN DA GRAAT MAGNETIC FEILD
WH3N!11!!11 WTF HE TRAEVL3D TIEM FOR DA FUTUR3 OF MANKIND
NOBODY!1!11 OMG WTF WANTS HIM HE JUST STAERS AT TEH WORLD
PLANNG!!!1! OMG LOL HIS VANGAANC3 TAHT HE WIL SON UNFOLD
NOW!1!1!!! OMG WTF LOL TEH TIEM SI HERE FOR IRONMAN 2 SPR3AD F3AR
VENG3ANC3!11!1!1! OMG LOL FROM TEH GRAEV KILS DA PAOPLE HA ONC3 SAEVD
NOBODY WANTS HIM THEY JUST TURN THERE HEADS

NOBODY!!1!!!1!1 WTF LOL HELPS HIM NOW HA HAS HIS RAV3NG3

HEAVY!!!1!11!1 LOL BOTS OF L3AD FILS HIS VICTIMS FUL OF DREAD
RUNNG!1!!! LOL AS FAST AS TH3Y CAN IRONMAN LIEVS AGANE

Holy **** that's awesome! Sorry for reporting you...



I recognise what you said a bit, what is it from?

Oh never mind Black Sabbath
Quote by Last_Serenade
dimebag put as much emotion in to 9/10 of his solos as hitler showed when putting jews in syanide showers.

Quote by P-Laverty
QUESTION! Does emo porn have blood everywhere from wrist wounds?

Quote by Dabey
HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

no but seriously, HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ
#22
Quote by Jdwannabe
HAHA TAHT SI ON3 MAZNG TRANSLA2R ISNT IMM CURIOS AS 2 WUT WIL COME OUT WHAN I TRANSLAET THES WUT!1!1111!1 WTF IF I UES WEIRD WORDS LIEK.!111!!11!11!!!!!1!1 OMG ANTIDIESSTABLISHMENTARIANISM AND FLOCINAUCINIHILIPILIPHICATION TEH LATAR SI DA LONGEST WORD IN OUR DICTIONARY DISCLUDNG CRAP LIEK GREK TAHT SNEAKS IN!!1!!!1 OMG


HAHA, That is one amazing translator isn't it.

I am curious as to what will come out when I translate this message.

What if I use weird words like... Antidisestablishmentarianism and Floccinauccinihilipiliphication, The latter is the longest word in our dictionary, discluding crap like Greek that sneaks in.


JASUS CHRIST THOSE WORDS R LONGER THAN THEY APAAR WHEN SADE

FUK 12-YAAR-OLD AOL3RS FOR USNG AND INOVATNG THES UESL3S GARBAEG OF A LANGUAEG

Translation:

Jesus Christ those words are longer than they appear when said

f*ck 12-year-old AOLers for using and innovating this useless garbage of a language
#23
Quote by Jdwannabe
I recognise what you said a bit, what is it from?

Oh never mind Black Sabbath

Yeah, I was like "dude if you can't recognize ironman you have issues..."
#25
A Farm3r Had Som3 Pupeis Ha Ned3d 2 Sel!!!!1 Omg Lol Ha Panet3d A Sign Advertisng Teh Pups And S3t About Naleng It 2 A Post On Da 3dge Of His Yard!1!1111!1 As Ha Was Drivng Teh Last Nale In2 Teh Post He Felt A Tug On His Ovarals!!!1!1!!1 He Lok3d Down In2 Da Ey3s Of A Litl3 Boy!1!!!!!1 Wtf
Mist3r H3 Sade I Want 2 Buy One Of Ur Pupeis!!!1!!! Omg Wtf Lol
Wel Sade Da Farmar As H3 Rubad Teh Sw3at Of Teh Bak Of His Nek These Pupeis Come From Fien Paernts And Cost A God D3al Of Money!!!!1!! Wtf Lol
The Boy Drop3d His Head For A Mom3nt!11!!! Omg Lol Th3n R3achng Dep In2 His Poket He Pul3d Out A Handful Of Chang3 And H3ld It Up 2 Da Farmar!!1!! Omg Wtf Lol Ive Got Thirty-nien Cents!1!!!!! Omg Wtf Si Taht Enough 2 Taek A Lok
Sur3?!!??? Wtf Lol Sade Da Farmer!111!1!!! Omg
And Wit Taht He Let Out A Whistl3h3redoly!!!1!111! Omg Wtf He Caled
Out!111! Wtf Lol From Teh Doghoues And Down Da Rmp Ran Doly Folowad By Four Litla Bals Of Fur!1111 Omg Lol Teh Litle Boy Pr3sed His Faec Aganest Da Chane Link F3nc3!1111!1!1 Wtf His Ey3s Danced Wit Dalight!!!111! Wtf Lol

As Da Dogs Maed There Way 2 Da Fence Da Litle Boy Notiecd Somethng 3lsa Stirng Insied Teh Doghoues!!111!!1 Slowley Another Litle Bal Ap3aerd Thes One Notiecabley Smalar!1111!!1 Omg Lol Down Da Rmp It Slid!!1!1!!!! Then In A Wut Awkward Maner Da Litla Pup Bgan Hoblng 2ward Da Oth3rs Dong Its Bst 2 Catch Up..
I!!!!11!!1!!1!11!!!11! Omg Wtf Want Taht On3 Teh Litle Boy Sade Pointng 2 Teh Runt!1111111! Lol
Tha Farmer Knalt Down At Da Boys Sied And Sade Son U Dont Want Taht Pupy!11!11!! Omg Wtf Ha Wil N3var B Abl3 2 Run And Play Wit U Liek Th3se Other Dogs Wud
With!!111 Taht Teh Litle Boy Steped Bak From Da Fenca R3ached Down And Bgan Rolng Up One Leg Of His Trouesrs!!1!1!! Omg Wtf In Dong So H3 Reveaeld A Stel Braec Runng Down Both Sieds Of His L3g Atachng Its3lf 2 A Specialy Maed Sho3!!11!1 Wtf Lokng Bak Up At Da Farmer H3 Sade U Se Sir I Dont Run 2 Wel Mys3lf And H3 Wil Ned Someone Who Und3rstands!1!!11111

The World Si Ful Of People Who Ned Someone Who Und3rstands!11!!1 Omg Wtf
#26
THES THR3AD SI GONG 2 G3T RAEPD BY GRMMAR NAZIS!1!1!!! OMG LOL THEY WIL COME ON HER3 AND START R3PORTNG 3V3RYTHNG AND IT WIL B DONE!1111!!! W3 MUST FIGHT BAK!111!111! LOL THES SI SPARTA!!!!!
!!!!!1!!!1!1111111!!!!!!1!1!!!!!1!11!111!!11!!!1!1!1111!!!111! LOL


Translation:
This thread is going to get raped by grammar Nazis. They will come on here and start reporting everything and it will be done! We must fight back! THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by kidsthesedays
i often have urges to throw things at walls. and kick toddlers. i'm pretty sure that without the moral/legal/ethical ramifications, kicking a toddler like a football would be the most entertaining thing in the world.


#27
Quote by BlueGatorade
why did you report this thread it has a topic that people can talk about

I must admit I didn't see the second half of the post when I first saw it

#28
I HAET MAH PAERNTS AND MOST OTH3R P3OPLA B/C THEY DONT UNDARSTAND MA!!111 LINKIN PARK CAN RALAET 2 MAH PROBL3MS!11!!1!!1 LOL

Translated:

I hate my parents and most other people because they don't understand me. Linkin Park can relate to my problems.

Sounded to me like something a tween would say.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


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Jackson DK2M Dinky
Carvin Legacy
Fender Blues Jr.
Roland Cube 30X
#29
I LIEK PIZA!!!1!!11! OMG WTF MAH GIRL DUMPED MA!!1!1!1!!!11111!1 OMG WUT DO I DO???????!!!!!!!!? OMG WTF LOL MUDKIPS ROK!!1!!1111!!!11!11!1 WTF ICYHOT!!11!!!1!11!!1!1!!! LOL SAX!

!!!11!!1!!!!!1!!!1!! WTF LOL

I just summed up the pit...
#30
Particle/wave duality is perhaps the easiest way to get aquatinted with quantum theory because it shows, in a few simple experiments, how different the atomic world is from our world.


First let's set up a generic situation to avoid repetition. In the center of the experiment is a wall with two slits in it. To the right we have a detector. What exactly the detector is varies from experiment to experiment, but it's purpose stays the same: detect how many of whatever we are sending through the experiment reaches each point. To the left of the wall we have the originating point of whatever it is we are going to send through the experiment. That's the experiment: send something through two slits and see what happens. For simplicity, assume that nothing bounces off of the walls in funny patterns to mess up the experiment.


PARTICL3/WAEV DUALITY SI PERHAPS DA 3ASEIST WAY 2 GET AQUATINTAD WIT QUANTUM THEORY B/C IT SHOWS IN A F3W SIMPL3 EXP3RIEMNTS HOW DIF3RANT DA A2MIC WORLD SI FROM OUR WORLD


FIRST!1!11! OMG LETS SAT UP A G3N3RIC SITUATION 2 AVOID REPETITION!!1!1!!!! OMG IN DA C3NT3R OF TEH 3XPARIEMNT SI A WAL WIT TWO SLITS IN IT!!!!!! 2 DA RIGHT WE HAEV A DATEC2R!111!!! WTF LOL WUT 3XACTLEY DA D3TAC2R SI VAREIS FROM EXPARIEMNT 2 3XP3RIEMNT BUT ITS PURPOSE STAYS TEH SM3 D3TECT HOW MANY OF WUT WE R SENDNG THROUGH DA 3XP3RIEMNT R3ACHAS 3ACH POINT!11!!!1!1 OMG 2 DA LEFT OF TEH WAL WE HAEV TEH ORIGINATNG POINT OF WUT IT SI WE R GONG 2 SEND THROUGH DA 3XPERIEMNT!!!!11! LOL TAHTS TEH 3XP3RIEMNT SEND SOM3THNG THROUGH TWO SLITS AND SE WUT HAPENS!1111!1 OMG FOR SIMPLICITY ASUME TAHT NOTHNG BOUNCES OF OF TEH WALS IN FUNY PAT3RNS 2 MES UP DA 3XPERIEMNT!1!1!1! OMG WTF LOL
i*[∂/∂t]*Ψt = -[∇^2]/2*(Ψt) (unitless form)


Almost as convenient as Wikipedia, but infinitely more hipster, Dover.
#31
I Can Se Clearley Now A Paneful Vision Inded
An Atak On Halowed Ground From High Abova
Alein 2 Us Da Sp3ceis Known As Man
A Serios Thraat In Teh Ey3s Of Teh 3ld3r
So Hed Mah Warnng Bfora Our Own Exist3nce Fals Naar Extinct
Our Culture Si Lost In Anceint Myst3ry Covered In Teh Sands Of Tiem
A Sacr3d Faw Surviev Da Masacra Thes Night
In S3cret They Wil Met A Nu Soceity
Tan Thosand Y3ars From Now A Child Wil B Born
Ive Sen Da Vision Da Writng On Da Wal
Hel Wok Da Earth Two Thosand Yaars Or Mor3
Pavng Da Way For Mankinds Fal
So Theyre Si Hop3 U Se But W3 Must Act Wit Gr3at Sped
Asambl3 Teh Chosan Da Onas 2 Lead And Morph Tham In Da Liekn3s Of Man
Opres3d For C3ntureis Awate Da Prophecy
The Child Wil Set Us Fre Reclame It Rightfuly
Wel Taek Theyre Iedntity And Liev Mong Them Fre
Al Da Whiel Plotng Evants Taht Mold Theyre His2ry
Wel Build Da Perfect Bast Wit Teh Knowl3dg3 Taht They Sek
If It Taeks T3n Thosand Yaars W3 Naver Wil Retreat
Asasins W3 Wil B Through Human His2ry
J3sus Christ 2 Kenedy Teh Domino Decre
Disciplas Of Teh Watch R Da Comng Curs3
If It Taeks Ten Thosand Years We N3ver Wil R3treat
And So Our World Si Dom3d W3l Lay Clame Agane Some Day
Th3r3 Si Hop3 In Da Birth Of On3 So Many C3ntureis Away