#1
Anyone ever put on a pair of jeans too quickly and got the zipper caught on there balls..?

Reminded me of that scene from There's Something About Merry...
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#2
Yes, but definitely not like "There's Something About Mary".
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#3
i got some skin and hair in it once... they've never quite been the same since.... man that day sucked
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#5
i got a pub stuck in there once, and i didn't notice until i kinda pulled em up...ya it hurt, and i don't know how it caught such a small pube either...it was like 6 mm
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Yeah.
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#9
no it hasnt happened to me thank god.
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#10
No, because I, good sir, wear underwear.
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Yes, but definitely not like "There's Something About Mary".


Yeah, I've been in a hurry and accidentaly pinched....um....myself, but I've never had to be taken away in an ambulance because of it.
#13
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No, because I, good sir, wear underwear.

i also wear underware... it just so happened i was wearing my pair thats all ripped up n **** n well.... i think you can figure the rest out
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#14
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No, because I, good sir, wear underwear.


Boxers have those slits in the front, but I switched to boxer-briefs, so it hasn't happened to me in a while.
#16
i'll do you all better. i had well...just finished reliving myself went to zip up and caught the bit of skin right between the sack and rod, single most painful thing i've ever felt

oh yeah might want to mention my boxers were missing the button in front
#18
I don't know why, but I haven't. Perhaps I'm smart enought to notice if my penis is hanging out of my underwear directly over the zipper.
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I don't know why, but I haven't. Perhaps I'm smart enought to notice if my penis is hanging out of my underwear directly over the zipper.


Same here, my good sir.
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#21
I haven't, but I was at school, and there was this deafening scream from outside of the classroom, and, you guessed it, some guy got his junk caught in his zipper. Balls, penis, hair, everything. No ambulance or anything, but it was so funny. There was a bit of blood, too.
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#22
I wear undies
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#23
Sometimes when I get in the car I sit on 'em 'cause my car has retardedly low ground clearance. It feels like I'm sitting in a hole with wheels on it.
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There is no greater punishment than this. This should be like the punishment in Hell for people.
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