#1
You Know those puns that are always in the news?
like this:
"Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Inc. on Friday cut its earnings forecast and set plans to overhaul operations as doughnut and bread sales get battered by consumer fascination with low-carbohydrate diets."

I HATE them. They are not funny. Why do they do that? its so annoying.

WHY DO THEY DO THAT?
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#3
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To entertain the simple old folk, perhaps?

yeah i guess your right
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#4
Quote by ldl67
You Know those puns that are always in the news?
like this:
"Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Inc. on Friday cut its earnings forecast and set plans to overhaul operations as doughnut and bread sales get battered by consumer fascination with low-carbohydrate diets."

I HATE them. They are not funny. Why do they do that? its so annoying.

WHY DO THEY DO THAT?


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#8
TS, you make way too many threads

I don't know why, I guess they haven't taken your personal taste in puns in heavy consideration.
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#9
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Puns are a work of art, not everyone is able to appreciate them. Now get in a van, and Gogh away.


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#11
I thought doughnuts were made out of dough hence the name. Not batter. Therefore, that wasn't a pun.
#12
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Puns are a work of art, not everyone is able to appreciate them. Now get in a van, and Gogh away.



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#13
Puns Are In Tents!!
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#14
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I thought doughnuts were made out of dough hence the name. Not batter. Therefore, that wasn't a pun.

it is a pun, if it wasn't, why would use the word "batter"?
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#16
Quote by ldl67
it is a pun, if it wasn't, why would use the word "batter"?
Because some people might want to have variety in their use of verbs (or any diction for that matter)?
#17
puns are ok when used correctly.
my point:
Puns are a work of art, not everyone is able to appreciate them. Now get in a van, and Gogh away.
#18
I find them funny more in the lame way than the clever way, but some are genius
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#19
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Yeah. They should be PUNished for doing that.


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#20
That's a long headline.


Puns are art thank you very much. My puns are one of the few things people have "complimented" on this site.