#1
This happened, and it's so bizarre that I felt the need to share it with The Pit.

Prosthetic leg attack!


A senior citizen put his wallet on the counter at a dairy mart, when some younger guy came by and grabbed it. He quickly left, then came back in, announced "I didn't steal any wallets, by the way" and left.
..Only in my hometown.

This lady chased him down because "[she] knew he couldn't pedal that fast," as he had one leg. Disturbing.

After the lady chased him down, the man took off his leg and swung it at her face. He tried to ride away but the lady grabbed his back tire and he couldn't get away with one leg. The man then threw his bike at her, which pissed her off, and she attacked him. It took four men to get her off him.

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#2
thats the greatest story i've heard this week.
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#3
"I didn't steal any wallets, by the way"

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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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#4
where the hell do u live????
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#6
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where the hell do u live????


In Ohio, near Cleveland.
Main gear (For complete list, see profile):
Epiphone Les Paul Standard Plain-top
Basswood Telecaster, 2 single-sized HB's, both split.
Epiphone Valve Junior
B-52 AT-412 Cabinet
Oh, and I have a Squier VM Jazz Bass too.