#1
Or have one already on their computer?


This is pitiful, but seriously.
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#3
My boyfriend and I skipped today.

He had a excuse from the other day and he told me he had a scanner, but he realized just now that they don't have it anymore.
froosh has my heart

You are electric?


You love me.
#5
You had to be checked for pancreatic cancer, but there was none. They may need to do more tests in the future, however. (in case you skip again, you can use the same excuse.)
#9
Did it ever occur to you that typing doctor excuse into google would come up with plenty of sites providing doctors notes
#10
Actually, that did occur to me. You try it. See what the hell you find. I found one. Some kind of Flonase thing.
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You are electric?


You love me.
#11
Quote by BlueGatorade
Did it ever occur to you that typing doctor excuse into google would come up with plenty of sites providing doctors notes

But that's just way too easy.
#12
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But that's just way too easy.



It takes all the fun out of bunking off!
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#13
Quote by BlueGatorade
Did it ever occur to you that typing doctor excuse into google would come up with plenty of sites providing doctors notes

I was wondering how long it would be before someone noticed it's a doctors note that's needed not a doctors excuse.
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#14
How about "The Pit told me to put icy hot on it and I was imediately hospitalized"
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So I heard you liek profiles?
#15
just say that you wanted to go to your boyfriends house and have sex all day. because i know thats what you did megan. hahaha
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#17
I am a licensed chiropractor. Ive had 4 years of undergraduate education and I completed a 4 year chiropractic college course (actually took me 5 years) and I passed all the scores on the national and state exams.

So what I will need from you is:


NAKED PIX LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
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#18
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I am a licensed chiropractor. Ive had 4 years of undergraduate education and I completed a 4 year chiropractic college course (actually took me 5 years) and I passed all the scores on the national and state exams.

So what I will need from you is:


NAKED PIX LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!



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