#1
Yes, this thread is for all those guys out there who have sexual fantasies over guitars. Quite simple post some of the guitars you would jiz all over, and don't forget the pictures!!

Here's one of mine

Dean Razorback 255 Explosion
#2
I get a boner everytime i see a Gibson flying V. Someday i wish to own one.
Guitars:
'11 Gibson Buckethead LP
'97 Fender Cali Series Strat
?? Samick Bass
'01 Fernandes Dragonfly Elite
#5
Jizzing on a guitar? SACRILEGE!
--"Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride."--
#6
I cant find a picture,but the guitar id cream over is this white razorback at the local gc that i cant afford
#9
Quote by bluezombie
I get a boner everytime i see a Gibson flying V. Someday i wish to own one.

i got one!

but my dream guitar is a custon ibanez iceman!
My Gear:
Gibson Faded Flying V
"Dante's Inferno" Iceman
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe 112
etc.




Quote by freedoms_stain
I can't imagine anything worse than shagging to Mark Knopfler.

Maybe shagging Mark Knopfler, but that's about it.
#10
Quote by bluezombie
I get a boner everytime i see a Gibson flying V. Someday i wish to own one.

you wanna touch mine... 'pulls Gibson Flying V just out of bluezombie's reach before he can touch it'
as for mine, i would have to say almost any of the Dean Dimebag Razorbacks, an LP custom shop, and Angus Young signature SG or a Fender VG Stratocaster
EDIT: or any LP in Alpine White with gold hardware, but not a studio, i don't like mine as much as i used to
Now officially has too much gear to list

PM me if you want to know about my recording setup
#12
check my gear pics and look at my gibson LP
i get a boner when i play that thing
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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#13
I would hate to splooge on a guitar I love. I would rather lick it and mark it as my territory. Not piss; that's just as bad- if not worse- than creaming the fine piece of machinery.
Fender Jaguar

/liiiiick
#14
Quote by cerveza
you wanna touch mine... 'pulls Gibson Flying V just out of bluezombie's reach before he can touch it'
as for mine, i would have to say almost any of the Dean Dimebag Razorbacks, an LP custom shop, and Angus Young signature SG or a Fender VG Stratocaster
EDIT: or any LP in Alpine White with gold hardware, but not a studio, i don't like mine as much as i used to

Gah you have a white one too White one's look the best. Good purchase
Guitars:
'11 Gibson Buckethead LP
'97 Fender Cali Series Strat
?? Samick Bass
'01 Fernandes Dragonfly Elite
#15
A Jem, or a custom white LP
My Gear
Line 6 Variax 600
Epiphone G-310
Ibanez RG350EX
81' Ibanez Blazer Bass

Line 6 Spider III 75
Line 6 POD X3 Live
Fender ToneMaster Mini
Boss DD-2 Delay
Boss CE-2 Chorus


My Band
Band MySpace!
Band UG Profile
#16
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya

*fapfapfapfapfap*

white sg's>black ones
My Gear:
Fender 60th Anniversary Standard Strat
Vox AD30VT
Big Muff Pi.
#17
Quote by bluezombie
Gah you have a white one too White one's look the best. Good purchase

haha thanks man i love it. it's light compared to my LP and it sounds way better, my LP seems to have too bassy of a tone, it can get muddy
Now officially has too much gear to list

PM me if you want to know about my recording setup
#18


Quote by Useful_Idiot16
Haha, this is great. He had $1000, and got a spider. That salesman deserves a god damn medal.



Gear:
Guitars
ESP LTD Viper 400
Silvertone SS11 strat copy (possibly modding in future)
Alvarez AD70S acoustic

Amp
Roland Cube 60
#19
Quote by guitar_infidel
white sg's>black ones

i disagree.
while i do like that one better than a white one, i don't really think SGs look all that great in any colour but red. It could just be the AC/DC fanatic in me though.
Now officially has too much gear to list

PM me if you want to know about my recording setup
#20
I think I smell a UG guitaritallity club. For those who truly "love" their instruments.
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#21
oh and I almost forgot:

Quote by Useful_Idiot16
Haha, this is great. He had $1000, and got a spider. That salesman deserves a god damn medal.



Gear:
Guitars
ESP LTD Viper 400
Silvertone SS11 strat copy (possibly modding in future)
Alvarez AD70S acoustic

Amp
Roland Cube 60
#22

*drools* my dream guitar
my gear:
Jackson DKMG(the one with EMG 81/85's)
b-52 AT 212 100 watt amp
old gear i'll probably sell eventually:
yamaha beginners guitar
gunmetal grey Fender squire strat
Fender 65R amp
#24
I have sexual fantasies about



DAILY!
R.I.P. S.R.V. dimebag ain't got nothin' on you.
R.I.P. Hendrix... nevermind, god can't die
#25
ESP LTD MH-400. i want one bad but i really dont think i should dont want to spend the money on it just yet.

#26

+

+


= My dream guitars. (although the Les paul will probably be Edwards, and the Strat a custom job.)
#27
EWWW HSS strat!
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#28
Well, my main few.

52 Reissue Tele.


White SG standard


Gibson Explorer Natural
Guitar:
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Amplifier:
Fender Blues Junior - Eminence Red, White and Blues
Effects:
Fulltone OCD
Electro-Harmonix Nano Small Stone
Ibanez DE-7 Delay/Echo
Dunlop Crybaby
Electro-Harmonix Big Muff Pi
#30
Quote by Lightitup
Well, my main few.
White SG standard

that "standard" is a 61 reissue. look at the pickguard. and for another contribution:
#32


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is there a website with the location of dealers? i mean, i want to try weed for the first time, but none of my friends do it or anything, and i don't know where to get it. For safety purposes you might want to PM me.
#33
Firebird VII

Quote by Useful_Idiot16
Haha, this is great. He had $1000, and got a spider. That salesman deserves a god damn medal.



Gear:
Guitars
ESP LTD Viper 400
Silvertone SS11 strat copy (possibly modding in future)
Alvarez AD70S acoustic

Amp
Roland Cube 60
#34
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya

*fapfapfapfapfap*

menace ftw
i'd cream on it too

or this one
#35
Quote by bigbunny
I have sexual fantasies about



DAILY!


+1197234903275623048975632405876!!!!!

that is the winner right there people... but for my needs, in right hand of course
My Rig
>MIM Fender Stratocaster and SX SJM-62
>various magicial noise boxes
>Peavey Classic 50 212

For the funk:
>Ibanez ATK300
>Acoustic B100
#36
Well, I have to say I am not the type to jeff over a guitar.... but I will say this thing is very sexy!

#37
Quote by red star
+1197234903275623048975632405876!!!!!

that is the winner right there people... but for my needs, in right hand of course

That is a rightie. They took a picture through a mirror.
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Good for you. Have a cookie.


But really... there's no cookie. And if there was, you wouldn't get one.