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#1
I usually do my homework, but when I don't, I'll spend about an hour thinking of a very lengthy excuse that makes sense.
(Yes, I do know I could be doing my homework in that time..)

for example: "Yeah, I was really tired last night, so I fell asleep at my desk, with my sheet of homework right beneath me. I woke up later and looked on my desk for it, but it wasn't there.. I knew my homework couldn't just get up and walk away, so I looked around for it. Looking upstairs, I could've sworn I saw a sheet of paper run in front of the doorway.. I ran upstairs, and it was my homework! It got up and RAN away! I swear it's true, I'm not lying! I chased it into my living room, and was trying to catch it, but it was too fast..

Apparently, it was a suicidal piece of homework, because after I chased it, it rolled up and flew into the fireplace, fire raging.

And that, is why I don't have my homework."


Of course, I never get away with it, but it's hilarious to see the teacher's reaction .
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#4
"Got sick last night, and had exploding diarrhea, I got so sick all I could do was **** and sleep. Didn't have a chance in the morning before school."

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#5
I couldn't be bothered...


I got fed up with excuses in primary school and just told the truth. Of course some of the teachers didn't even ask any more because I never done my homework.
#7
we had homework?
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#8
When I was in 4th grade, my cat puked on my homework one night. The teacher didn't believe me, and just told me to do it.

So, of course, the next day, I brought in my homework, which had an odd yellow stain on it, and smelled of rancid milk. she believed me after that.
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#9
my best excuse was the honest approach. " I didn't feel like doing it." and when the teachers ask why. just say "becuase i have better things to do than scribble on lined paper!"
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#10
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After the 8th time my grandma died, my excuse stopped working.


You should have said your great-great-grandma died eight times. 'Cause that could work. . .


One kid said his goldfish ate it, I remember another said that the monster under his bed ate it, and another kid said that his dog ate it. The teacher then hung it on her board right under a picture of a dog.
#12
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#13
Just say ya didn't do it. It may catch them of guard or they'll repect you more for telling the truth instead of some lame excuse.
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#15
"my uncle died and i left the homework at the funeral place" ( it really did happen) techer didnt even give me another copy of it :K he just wrote down zero and said next time do your homework... i hate that guy
#17
I don't try and get out of it.

Because I have no excuse. Even if I forgot, or just didn't do it, that gives me no reason to try and excuse it.

I just don't bother.
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#18
i was too busy trying to unlearn all the bull**** you teach in this class...

i actually said that to my "religion and morality" teacher (i used to go to private school)
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#19
"No" That's all I had to say... Once I didn't do my homework half the year and my teacher just put a huge red line through my spot in the grade book. LMAO
#20
Me and a friend said we worked at a food kitchen for the homeless. It actually worked. About 3 times.
#21
Just say you got "The AIDS". Whether or not it works, it's an excuse to make a good ole' fashioned AIDS joke.
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#22
"I folded it into a paper air plane and terrorists took it over and flew it out my window"
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#23
The Pit Monkeys ate my homework.
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#24
"all of my writing utensils commited sucide"

"i ate the paper because my parents starve me for scientific purposes"

or i just tell them i did not do it
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#26
Say your cat(dog) pissed on it then take an old note or something with a good amount of writing on it and piss on it then show them.
#27
"Homework counts as 20% of our final grade and I felt that I was comfortable enough with the material not to practice it at home."

There's really nothing to say to that.
#28
I once told my teacher my cat licked the paper(huge hole in it). Didnt believe me until I showed him. Most times I just do my homework in school. Like one time I did my math homework in math class, the day it was due. I got a hundred percent.
Or I just say I didnt feel like doing it.
#29
not homework but one time a got a detention and said my dig ate it (which she did eat it) the principal didn't beleave me so i had to bring in the shredded remains of the damn thing
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#31
"I got mixed up on the days, and thought today was tomorrow last night."
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#32
When I was still in school last year it was just like:

Teacher: Why didn't you get your work done?
Me: I didn't want to.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I wanted to play guitar. Top priority.
Teacher: Well if you fail you have to take the class again.

Lol, other times I'd sit in class, take a guitar scale and try and write a whole solo just by what looked cool and playing it in my head. Then go home and play it to see if it turned out cool. Some did. Some didn't. Ok I'm done.
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#33
I try excusess all the time for homework.

I forgot my binder at home.
I tried to Fax it to you.
I was too fat and I ate it.
It Imploded
I had better things to do
I was Watching Tv
I was on a hiking Expedition
I went Parasailing
We Had Homework?
Since when was this due today?
I fell asleep on the Can
Colbert report was on
My dog Ran away
My Printers Broken
I wasd playing bioshock and my computer exploded
(^i used that one today)

I have used all of those in the past( I keep a list i dont want to repeat my self too many times)

Edited: Most of Those Worked just a few dident
^This post was probably sarcastic

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#34
"My water heater broke and the basement flooded"

My 10th grade bio teacher thinks my basement flood about 8 times, that my computer has had fatal errors at least 15 and that my dogs ****s paper.

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#35
I find the best excuse is just I left it at home
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#36
Quote by James_Water2
I try excusess all the time for homework.

I forgot my binder at home.
I tried to Fax it to you.
I was too fat and I ate it.
It Imploded
I had better things to do
I was Watching Tv
I was on a hiking Expedition
I went Parasailing
We Had Homework?
Since when was this due today?

I fell asleep on the Can
Colbert report was on
My dog Ran away
My Printers Broken
I wasd playing bioshock and my computer exploded
(^i used that one today)

I have used all of those in the past( I keep a list i dont want to repeat my self too many times)

Edited: Most of Those Worked just a few dident

They all work perfectly if you use them rarely and nonconsecutively
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#37
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"My water heater broke and the basement flooded"

My 10th grade bio teacher thinks my basement flood about 8 times, that my computer has had fatal errors at least 15 and that my dogs ****s paper.

i like the sound of ur bio teacher
^This post was probably sarcastic

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#38
Say you really had to spank, and when you were done you fell asleep, and you only woke up immediately before school.

I'm really kinda surprised I'm the first one to say it.
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#40
"I got ****faced last night and the last thing i wanted to do was homework at 3 in the morning"
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