#1
if you could shoot time what would it do?

i think that it would make it so there would be no time and you could do whatever. or would time be like frozen in one time forever?

what do you think?
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#4
I think the TS wants the concept of time to be gone.
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I say TS is stoned...
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How baked are you, TS?
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#9
What I gathered was this:

If there was no time (such as minutes, hours, days, years, etc.) would people still continue to live?

Yes, they would ...

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#10
idk, its just something that my gf and me were talking about and i thought it would be a funny topic to put up.
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not a stoner thread. im not one bit stoned. never touch the stuff.

i was just bored and talking to my girlfriend and i came up with this.
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I don't think having 'no time' or 'all of time' wouldn't be all it may sound cracked up to be. With the ultimate freedom to do whatever, there are no more envelopes to push. There are no boundaries, and without boundaries, the bar is always set at your feet. The novelty would last a few weeks, and then the point of living woul cease to exist.

We must have time. Time gives us the need and desire to set goals, boundaries, to plan, and it provides us with the notion that change is necessary when certain things have gone on too long.
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I don't think having 'no time' or 'all of time' wouldn't be all it may sound cracked up to be. With the ultimate freedom to do whatever, there are no more envelopes to push. There are no boundaries, and without boundaries, the bar is always set at your feet. The novelty would last a few weeks, and then the point of living woul cease to exist.

We must have time. Time gives us the need and desire to set goals, boundaries, to plan, and it provides us with the notion that change is necessary when certain things have gone on too long.


you sound smart

even though i made this thread as not a serious thing.
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#19
oohh... in that case... i really can't imagine the time being treated like a solid you could shoot... i think if you could everything would seize to exist....

that just me
#22
sounds like you and your gf dont have enough sex
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headbanger 1 wins. this is exactly the reaction he wanted to get out of you peoples.


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sounds like you and your gf dont have enough sex


14 years old, and i just talked to her on the phone. i havent been with her since sunday.
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#25
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you sound smart

even though i made this thread as not a serious thing.

I've thought about this kind of thing a good bit.
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if time were a donut would space fill the hole?


Mmm donuts


who doesnt love donuts?
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LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats funny do it in more of a redneckish way maybe with a shotgun and ill laugh sooo damn hard lmao
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14 years old, and i just talked to her on the phone. i havent been with her since sunday.

umm I lost my virginity when I was 14
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#30
time is an illusion man created to make himself feel important and to feel he has purpose...

i mean really, where would we be as a society if there was no such thing as time... nowhere to be, nothing to really look forward to...

whoa, that depressed me...

uh oh...

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umm I lost my virginity when I was 14


whoa man, you are so hardcore... you showed that asshole man, for seriously...
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umm I lost my virginity when I was 14


but nobody cares about you
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#36
um time is just a measurement you cant kill time any more than you can kill a meter or destroy a velocity, thats just stupid, and if you could somehow kill something like that shooting it definately wouldnt do the trick. you can waste time by not using it productively, but you cant stop or change time cos its just a measurement
nothing.
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um time is just a measurement you cant kill time any more than you can kill a meter or destroy a velocity, thats just stupid, and if you could somehow kill something like that shooting it definately wouldnt do the trick. you can waste time by not using it productively, but you cant stop or change time cos its just a measurement