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ok, so the other day at about midnight, i was going to the bathroom. i noticed the moon was full thru my sliding glass door, and i went outside to look at it. my backyard is about 20 by 10 ft, with a 5 foot raised brick wall with a little fence surrounding it. there is also a large field behind that. so anyways, im sitting there just looking at the moon in the dark, and from about 15 feet to my right in the field, i hear a noise. and not just any noise. it sounded like a young woman screaming, but also choking at the same time. it lasted about 2 seconds, and in that time i spun around, about **** my pants, ran in the house, locked the door, and shut the curtain things on the door. i stood for about 5 minutes with my heart pounding before going back to bed....with the light on.....so does anyone know what the **** that noise was?
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haha, yeah....too bad it was like, really close and i wasnt prepared....scariest thing i have ever heard....btw, i live in iowa...so no armadillos....
#10
twas micheal myers... hes comin for you next
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#11
roflcopter @ armadillo!!!



EDIT: we had a guy once mention something similar and it ended up being toads...he lived in australia though.
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#14
Mountain lion.
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#15
It was a loud queef by your neighbour.
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#21
Well like...it was in your yard right? Or is the field like right next to your yard?

Unless you like...found a dead body, it was an animal of some sort...I really wouldn't worry about it.

Animals make some messed up noise sometimes.
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#22
i know it can happen.... i just cant stop laughin thinkin about it!

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#23
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thats what it was


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#24
badgers.... they make those sounds sometimes.......What part of Iowa are u from?
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#26
Wow, good job helping the screaming/choking lady.

... she might have been hot for all you know.
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#29
sometimes ppl have nightmares and wkae up like that. i dono, could've been a murder, chek the news to see if anyones missing in the next few days. i thought u were gonna go there after u zipped ur pants. like at lesat check or somehitn.g if it was a girl and u saved her life, who knows what might happen after
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ok, so the other day at about midnight, i was going to the bathroom. i noticed the moon was full thru my sliding glass door, and i went outside to look at it. my backyard is about 20 by 10 ft, with a 5 foot raised brick wall with a little fence surrounding it. there is also a large field behind that. so anyways, im sitting there just looking at the moon in the dark, and from about 15 feet to my right in the field, i hear a noise. and not just any noise. it sounded like a young woman screaming, but also choking at the same time. it lasted about 2 seconds, and in that time i spun around, about **** my pants, ran in the house, locked the door, and shut the curtain things on the door. i stood for about 5 minutes with my heart pounding before going back to bed....with the light on.....so does anyone know what the **** that noise was?


Yeah, dude, I totally know what it was. Especially because I was at your house when it happened and everything. </beingadick>
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EDIT: we had a guy once mention something similar and it ended up being toads...he lived in australia though.


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#33
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haha, yeah....too bad it was like, really close and i wasnt prepared....scariest thing i have ever heard....btw, i live in iowa...so no armadillos....


Dude what part of Iowa? I have family out that way and they have told me that someone is going around raping women out in west Des Moines. maybe it was that. if you happen to live in the area.
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#34
Dude... you probably just let some poor girl die


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What? I never said I lived in Australia.


I was just about to say...that guy lived in Oklahoma....
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#37
Sorry, the ball gag slipped out of her mouth...
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#38
dude.... go investigate. go look around the area you think it came from. A panther sounds like a woman screaming, but if you live near the city it's doubtful that was it. I'd go look on the ground around there, see if there looks like the dirt/grass was trampled etc. and if there's any blood I'd definately think somebody got murdered....


(and you shouldn't have run like that.... I'd have grabbed a light and a gun and gone to see what was up right then.
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