#1
I just shit green. Not slightly green, but full on forest green. wtf?
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Posts like these are why I haven't viewed these boards in months.
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#4
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Posts like these are why I haven't viewed these boards in months.

I never post threads, or anything stupid like this, but I dont know if its normal
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#5
It's normal. It happened to me years ago every time I drank Dark Downpour Powerade. Too bad they don't make it anymore.
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#6
Not to sound, umm, gross, but how loose is it? It could be a symptom of salmonella. Otherwise, have you significantly changed your diet in the last little while
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#8
if you eat alot of green vegetables and organic foods that can happen and be perfectly normal.
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#16
i have green poop once in a while. like once a year. when i go on vacation to some foreign place. its probaly becuase of a change in diet.
#18
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I just shit green. Not slightly green, but full on forest green. wtf?

It means the poo went through your system so fast, it didn't have time to turn brown.

I'm serious. Google it.
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#21
hmmm this reminds me of the time mum was telling me about childbirth, aparantly the very first **** a newborn baby takes is black, like black like coal or sumthin black.

that weirded me out rather badly
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#22
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Not to sound, umm, gross, but how loose is it? It could be a symptom of salmonella. Otherwise, have you significantly changed your diet in the last little while

That happened to my little brother... he was in the hospital for just a few days though.

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#23
You probably had to much food colouring or to much of a vitamin.

If you eat lots of the same food in one day or a lot over a week it can happen.
#24
light green or dark?
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#25
Babies have green shit too. Have you been constipated recently? Or if you've been eating a lot of fruit and vegetables then that could explain it. Nothing to worry about, I don't think, just watch your diet.
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#26
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diet change. Yeah green sh it is pretty odd
white **** would be scarier though


Oh man. One time, I got blocked up in the gut reeeeaaaally badly, I was about 7 or 8 years old. My dad took me to the doctor's, they gave me a quick shot. It was all good, we got into the car, driving home...then...my stomach rumbles, and I said something like "dad, can you drive faster?" and he's like "why?" then I shit myself when I got home and looked at it, it was stark white.

Green feces = cool.
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#28
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Oh man. One time, I got blocked up in the gut reeeeaaaally badly, I was about 7 or 8 years old. My dad took me to the doctor's, they gave me a quick shot. It was all good, we got into the car, driving home...then...my stomach rumbles, and I said something like "dad, can you drive faster?" and he's like "why?" then I shit myself when I got home and looked at it, it was stark white.

Green feces = cool.


Dude, that was awesome, i dunno what was funnier, the fact that you shat yourself or the fact that it was white (sorry if its kind of personal).

I think i will be the first (and possibly only) person to say this thread is epic.

But in all seriousness, i would say it is just a change in diet or constipation.
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#29
Eating Frootloops turns my **** green...its awesome...follow your nose!!!!!!
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I just shit green. Not slightly green, but full on forest green. wtf?

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#32
Have you had any cake that was green recently?

I shat pink once. I had eaten pink cake.
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#33
I think i did a yellow turd once. It was runny and i was bed-ridden for 2 days with food poisoning. Never eat a blue steak. There pure evil.
#34
ok, research! Its called bile. When your body makes it, and it has too much, it leaks it out through fecal matter. There is nothing wrong with it...or you.
#35
K, guys.. Look..

Your body makes to different colors of poop..

Green and Orange.. So, when you combine them.. You get? Right, Brown!
So, you just had a bit to much green lately..

PS: You'll be dead within 25mins..