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#2
Haha, wow, I saw a girl for $99k and one for $5k. Their parents must not love them.
#3
Well, that seems like a good idea...

EDIT: I mean in general...not aimed at the joking threadstarter.
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#4
lol ^^
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#5
Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.



I knew it.
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#9
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go for Stephanie S bro on page 4


But..but.. look at marissa on page 2!
#10
A 16 year old managing a restaurant? BS
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#11
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I'm sorry but I have to bookmark this site to laugh


Bullshit. You're going to e-propose to one of those fine underage chicks. There's no need to hide it.
#12
Marissa likes to put on airs and thinks she’s better than all of us here and who knows maybe she’s right. She’s looking for a smart, sophisticated man who knows “art” and “culture” and “style” and who can understand her better than we can.

i'm sophisticated, but i can't afford her.
plus she is 16.
plus i am not christian.

guess i am out of the running for her.
#16
"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

haha
#17
dam slutts
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#18
Biblical?!?!
*flips through pages*
not seeing anything liek that in here...


Thats pretty disgusting

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#20
I seriously thought they were joking...


I seriously can't believe this is real. The testimonials are honestly just too funny... or creepy if they are real

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#21
Dude, there's 14-year-old on there!
sick...
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#22
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Rofl thats hilarious but isnt it illegal?

According to them, no...they claim it is because parental consent can overrule laws pertaining to underage marriage. I really don't know as law is not my thing, but it seems like it SHOULD be illegal regardless.
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#23
That Marissa girl is pretty good looking.

Edit: Oh my god... Courtney P on page 3 looks like she is about 10 years old... that is sick - and not in a good way.
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#24
Quote by MarryourDaughter
Kristin has a wild streak. She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to. We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer. She’s a bit fiery but worth it.



This was my proposal:
I know there are actually few chances you'll read this. I feel there is passion in your eyes, and I've learned that people with passion are the ones that make life worthy. I look for honesty and confidence, but mostly for someone who's true to their beliefs. Last year I started a small record company as a side venture with my brother. I've always wanted a wife, someone who I could love forever. Hope it's you.

And got this email

Marry Our Daughter has received your Proposal and will review it.

If we find it sincere and appropriate, we will forward it to your prospective bride.
This process may take several weeks, so please be patient.


I'm excited, I can't wait several weeks...
#25
Oh, god, a 13-year old
I'm leaving...
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#27
Quote by julio1987
This was my proposal:
I know there are actually few chances you'll read this. I feel there is passion in your eyes, and I've learned that people with passion are the ones that make life worthy. I look for honesty and confidence, but mostly for someone who's true to their beliefs. Last year I started a small record company as a side venture with my brother. I've always wanted a wife, someone who I could love forever. Hope it's you.

And got this email

Marry Our Daughter has received your Proposal and will review it.

If we find it sincere and appropriate, we will forward it to your prospective bride.
This process may take several weeks, so please be patient.


I'm excited, I can't wait several weeks...

Keep us updated
(this should be good)
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#30
I rarely say this, but
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#32
Quote by julio1987
I'm proposing to a Kristin J... I hope she say yes.


Julio, you playa, you're 20. No underage girls for you.
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#34
theyre underage....omfg thats sites offensive....selling ur child, wtf is wrong with people dude ur honestly not gonna buy one, its sick....

jesus christ ones 13!!
Lets all be nice
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#35
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Julio, you playa, you're 20. No underage girls for you.

mmmm welll i was thinking... we can get married, and not have any sex until she turns 18... hookers a plentiful anyways.
#37
Quote by julio1987
mmmm welll i was thinking... we can get married, and not have any sex until she turns 18... hookers a plentiful anyways.


You'll have like 3 kids by the time she turns 18... that is if she's Catholic.
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#38
Quote by Becca138
theyre underage....omfg thats sites offensive....selling ur child, wtf is wrong with people dude ur honestly not gonna buy one, its sick....

jesus christ ones 13!!

It isn't real.
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#39
Ashlee is into sports, clothes, jewelry and current pop music. She is a typical teenage girl except that she is impatient to get on with her life, which she sees as having a husband and raising kids. She tells us none of the boys her own age are interesting to her because they “are still little kids” and she is looking for an adult to start a life with


Reminds me of when Cartman goes on the internet to find mature friends.

Pedobear would approve muchly.
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#40
Woah. Strange site...

But if I can produce enough hot daughters...sell em for, say, $50000.

If i accidentally make an ugly one, (a 'second') I can pawn her off for $5000.
45 days without my precious UG...
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