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He gets old, fast.
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his whole act is only good once. after that... never again. he's not as funny as 14 year old girls think he is.
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#10
I hate Dane Cook, he steals from Louis CK, and his original jokes are mindless Myspace and YouTube references. What a crap comic.
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I hate Dane Cook, he steals from Louis CK, and his original jokes are mindless Myspace and YouTube references. What a crap comic.


He used one or two of his jokes.

If you don't like him get the fuck out of the thread. mmkay?

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He used one or two of his jokes.

If you don't like him get the fuck out of the thread. mmkay?


George Carlin? Sure, he was funny 30 years ago. Now he is just a whiny old man that finds a reason to hate everything that isn't him. Very arrogant and egotistical.


Uh oh, we've hit a soft spot with this one.
#14
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Uh oh, we've hit a soft spot with this one.


I don't even know what you mean by that. To me it makes no sense whatsoever.
#15
I like some of Dane's stuff. It's just that he takes so freakin' long to get to the punchline.

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#18
He is the comedic equivalent of Fall Out boy or N'sync.
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I like some of Dane's stuff. It's just that he takes so freakin' long to get to the punchline.

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I like some of Dane's stuff. It's just that he takes so freakin' long to get to the punchline.

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he has punchlines?
i had no idea...
#22
Umm I didn't laugh once at that entire video. It was **** and not funny in the slightest. That almost parallels Beavis and Butthead for worst, most un-necessary show ever created. Wow American comedy really does suck (with a few exceptions)
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#23
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I don't even know what you mean by that. To me it makes no sense whatsoever.

That's because you're an idiot.

Dane Cook can be funny, but he isn't as good as some make him out to be. I can enjoy his work, but it's not something I get overly excited about.
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#24
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I don't even know what you mean by that. To me it makes no sense whatsoever.


Might I recommend Reading Comprehension classes?
#25
Mitch Hedberg RIP was funny.....and got to the punchline immediately

His style was so awkward and strange but it worked very well
#26
What are you people kidding? That was hilarious.

Dane Cook is overrated, yet stupid memes that litter the pit, like "LOL WUT" or "SHOOP THE WHOOP!!!", yeah, those are funny

Kids.
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#27
I think he's kinda funny. I just get sick of hearing about him.

I'm a big fan of Ron White. He's probably my favorite comic. Mitch Hedburg's good too.
#28
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What are you people kidding? That was hilarious.

Dane Cook is overrated, yet stupid memes that litter the pit, like "LOL WUT" or "SHOOP THE WHOOP!!!", yeah, those are funny

Kids.


Both the ****ty memes (I've never actually been on 4chan btw, It looks very lame by what I have seen here!) and Dane Cook are abominable and not even the slightest bit funny.
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#29
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Demetri Martin FTW.


+1 That guy is so funny. But he always has the same jokes, or i havent seen enough of him.


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#31
On the Funny - Not Funny scale, Dane Cook rates somewhere in between having your favourite pet put to sleep and getting kicked in the nuts by Jonny Wilkinson.
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On the Funny - Not Funny scale, Dane Cook rates somewhere in between having your favourite pet put to sleep and getting kicked in the nuts by Jonny Wilkinson.

Even though I think Dane is funny as shit, I had to sig that...
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+1 That guy is so funny. But he always has the same jokes, or i havent seen enough of him.


well i dont think hes done a lot of stand-up. but come on. those drawing of his..
#35
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#37
His shows are like the pop music of the stand-up world. Generic and watered-down to appeal to the masses.
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#38
Russell Peters is better
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