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SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!! TELL ME HOW TO GROW A 'STACHE!!! I'm 17 and didn't shave for a month and could only get a fairly noticeable Mextache.
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#2
You're just not man enough, sorry.
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shave with a razor everyday for a week or so then let it grow and it will probably grow back thicker


That's what my dad told me. If it helps at all... I can grow hair on my cheeks, chin, etc. no problem.
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#9
that reminds me of a dialoge from the show full house:
the father grew a mustach and everybody was pissed at him-
steve:dont feel so bad man,i tried to grow a mustach once.

father-really?what happned?

steve:...Nothing...
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#10
you idiot.


"how do i grow hair?"

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#11
Just shave off all of the **** that doesnt resemble any makings of a beard, keep shaving and eventually it'll start to come through more course and thicker.


*strokes beard/moustache*
#12
who's a little boy!!!
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#13
some people just can't grow facial hair well in certain parts of their face. They could grow a glorious mustache, but have nothing for a beard, or vice versa, as may be your case...
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That's what my dad told me. If it helps at all... I can grow hair on my cheeks, chin, etc. no problem.


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#16
I'd say work on making the Mexican one more noticeable - Hey, it's better than nothing, & at least then you can start robbing banks
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That's what my dad told me. If it helps at all... I can grow hair on my cheeks, chin, etc. no problem.

nah that doesnt really help at all, different people have different patterns of hair growth. i for example have hardly any hair on my cheeks or around the mustache area but from my jaw-line down towards my neck hair grows like crazy.

i dont think theres much you can do
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#20
wanna speed it up, take some hormones!
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#22
Dude, just give the dude downstairs a few wanks a day. The testosterone build up will make it grow thick and hard (the hair too).... I'm 15 years old and I have a freakin handlebar on my face!
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#23
damn, sucks to be you...


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#24
hahaha whatta dumb question..

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... for real though? be patient kid.. some day youll have to be shavin everyday and youll hate it and wish you were a prepubescent 17 year old again.

.. though if you really wanted.. you could dye those thin lil Mexistache hairs
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aaand what the hell has that to do about the subject? xD nub

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#26
This has to be the most interesting thread i've come across today.
why do you want a moustache anyways, it prob tickles when you snog someone and ruins the moment..
#27
You're just not man enough.
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#28
Having facial hair sucks because you have to shave ALL the time.
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Having facial hair sucks because you have to shave ALL the time.


Not really, now that it's summer I shave like once every two weeks...and that's only my stache/cheeks. I'm leavin my chin for now


But school starts this wednesday, and I'll soon have to shave it all off
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#30
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You're just not man enough.


Someone beat you to it on page 1 bro.
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Not really, now that it's summer I shave like once every two weeks...and that's only my stache/cheeks. I'm leavin my chin for now


But school starts this wednesday, and I'll soon have to shave it all off


My full beard is comming up to 2inches long, im waiting until im actually told to do something about it by a teacher, before i trim it down again.
#32
I tell you one thing.... permanent marker.
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#34
Does anyone know the average age to grow a beard/ moustache/ facial hair? I'm 15, and have been able to grow a goatee since I was 14, yet no one else in my year, and above, can grow one expept for the 2 or 3 exceptions.
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Does anyone know the average age to grow a beard/ moustache/ facial hair? I'm 15, and have been able to grow a goatee since I was 14, yet no one else in my year, and above, can grow one expept for the 2 or 3 exceptions.



depends from person to person.. except if ur from india or sum land like that :P then it starts at the age of 2 :P 3 if ur a woman
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#37
Just grow an Amish beard. Those are deck.
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#38
1. stop shaving
2. ...........................
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Having facial hair sucks because you have to shave ALL the time.

Yep, I'm tired of shaving It's not too bad for me, cause stubble doesnt show up on me straight away, it comes in blond (my actual hair colour is dark blond) but a couple of days after a mini-beard is just suddenly there, looking all dark. That always confused me a bit... Anyway:

It's just another thing I have to do non-stop for the rest of life that takes up valuable time and effort (assuming you wake up too late to shave and dont remember at night until 2am - like me). Don't be in a rush to grow a moustache, as soon as you can you probably will decide you dont want one. Its just like girls, you spend all your time trying to get one, then realisation dawns (through her constant complaining) and you just think "Oh ****".
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