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#1
ok, so I thought it would take me a while to find someone this year, it took 3 days. There's this girl in my philosophy class who is the most beautiful scene girl I've ever seen, all my experience in the past has been with little shy cute girls so I have absolutely no idea how to approach this one. She's got red and black hair, black fingernails and crazy ass eyeliner, she looks like the pornstar liz vicious. I need some advice on my approach here. God damn I can't get her out of my mind.
#2
Um, just approach her?

Just because she's a scene girl doesn't mean she's any different to talk to.
Poor advice.
#3
Quote by stellar_legs
Um, just approach her?

Just because she's a scene girl doesn't mean she's any different to talk to.


correct.
#6
Quote by CrisseaLei
correct.

That made me think of bastard man
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#8
First urinate to mark your territory, that should double for attracting potential mates. If it entices her, hang around with her for awhile. When she's ready to breed, she'll lay down, in a comfortable, shaded area. Then you can proceed to mount her. If she gets a little aggressive, try nipping the back of her neck to show her who's dominant.

Hope that helps.
#9
Just go up to her and be yourself thread starter, I'm sure she'll appreciate that.

She sounds nice, by the way.
#11
Quote by technicolour
First urinate to mark your territory, that should double for attracting potential mates. If it entices her, hang around with her for awhile. When she's ready to breed, she'll lay down, in a comfortable, shaded area. Then you can proceed to mount her. If she gets a little aggressive, try nipping the back of her neck to show her who's dominant.

Hope that helps.


LOOOOL wonders of nature..
#12
Quote by technicolour
First urinate to mark your territory, that should double for attracting potential mates. If it entices her, hang around with her for awhile. When she's ready to breed, she'll lay down, in a comfortable, shaded area. Then you can proceed to mount her. If she gets a little aggressive, try nipping the back of her neck to show her who's dominant.

Hope that helps.


I lol'd. For real

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#13
Quote by ReaverNightwing
not exactly, a Scene girl, discription...


whatever , I have no idea then. I look like the nerdy version of tobey maguire in spiderman so I don't know if a girl like this would even talk to a normal(you know what I mean) person. I have absolutely no experience with goth/scene whatever people.
#16
Quote by farcry
ok, so I thought it would take me a while to find someone this year, it took 3 days. There's this girl in my philosophy class who is the most beautiful scene girl I've ever seen, all my experience in the past has been with little shy cute girls so I have absolutely no idea how to approach this one. She's got red and black hair, black fingernails and crazy ass eyeliner, she looks like the pornstar liz vicious. I need some advice on my approach here. God damn I can't get her out of my mind.

Beware, when most scene girls take off their makeup, they look like trolls.
Dickless.
#17
Quote by farcry
whatever , I have no idea then. I look like the nerdy version of tobey maguire in spiderman so I don't know if a girl like this would even talk to a normal(you know what I mean) person. I have absolutely no experience with goth/scene whatever people.


At the end of the day mate, unless they are pretentious arse hats, talking to them should be fine if you are yourself.
#18
Quote by 7DaySkeptic
Liz Vicious?!? Waste no more time!!

GO SPEED RACER GO!!


wahahahaha space racer

hahahaha!
#19
Quote by technicolour
First urinate to mark your territory, that should double for attracting potential mates. If it entices her, hang around with her for awhile. When she's ready to breed, she'll lay down, in a comfortable, shaded area. Then you can proceed to mount her. If she gets a little aggressive, try nipping the back of her neck to show her who's dominant.

Hope that helps.



Win
#20
Quote by farcry
whatever , I have no idea then. I look like the nerdy version of tobey maguire in spiderman so I don't know if a girl like this would even talk to a normal(you know what I mean) person. I have absolutely no experience with goth/scene whatever people.


she's more likely, rocker, or punk, maybe a perky goth, but she'd have to be really perky, because trust me i know goth, i am, but either way just go with it, you can't just let, things get to you,
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#22
Quote by MetalMilitia212
Beware, when most scene girls take off their makeup, they look like trolls.


this is basically exactly what she looks like, but a little taller and less anorexic.

#24
Quote by farcry
this is basically exactly what she looks like, but a little taller and less anorexic.




*shudder*

Whatever gets you happy, sailor.
Funny words.
#25
Quote by farcry
this is basically exactly what she looks like, but a little taller and less anorexic.


You haven't seen a picture of her without makeup have you?

Dickless.
#26
Quote by farcry
this is basically exactly what she looks like, but a little taller and less anorexic.


I say again.....
#29
Hey CrisseaLei thanks for sigging

Quote by MetalMilitia212
Beware, when most scene girls take off their makeup, they look like trolls.


+1
#30
Quote by farcry
well to me she is, beyond that I couldn't care less.



Bleh, I've been more turned on by yeast infections than Liz Vicious.
Funny words.
#31
Quote by stellar_legs
Um, just approach her?

Just because she's a scene girl doesn't mean she's any different to talk to.



actually,you're wrong, as most scene girls are only impressed by bad pig squeals, girls jeans, bright colors and beads.
#32
Quote by spazzymagee417
grab her ass, slap her titties and say bitch lets date. i gave this advice in another thread yesterday.


no, no, no. You're quite obviously a n00b at this. You leap across the room and give her the biggest cockslap ever. Then feel free to grab ass/slap titties. Telling her to date you is optional.
You just get her in the car.
#33
Just because she's a scene girl doesn't mean you should talk to her any different than you would a "normal" girl. Just try and start some casual conversation with her, and don't think "Oh lawd, I'm talking to a scene chick, I don't know how to talk to scene chicks."

Also, for the record, I think scene chicks are hot, but I don't find Liz attractive. Just throwing that out there...
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#34
Liz Vicious?
I agree, go for it.
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#35
If that's what she looks like, then that's not Scene.

That's, like, pseudo half-Goth vampire shit.
Poor advice.
#37
Quote by Mazzakazza
no, no, no. You're quite obviously a n00b at this. You leap across the room and give her the biggest cockslap ever. Then feel free to grab ass/slap titties. Telling her to date you is optional.
You just get her in the car.

all hail the all knowing mazzakazza
#38
I usually use some sort of art to attract potential bedmates. Simple watercolor paintings, or other visual cues of that kind... motivational pictures. Those work. Sometimes I'll go the auditory route and sing. Vocalizing your feelings for your desired sex slave is just like vocalizing any sort of other song. You have to put thought into it. Don't just flat out sing "I love you, let me drive you home after school." You can't sound desperate, or too straight forward. Take writing tips from modern artists that she may listen to; seeing as she's a scene girl, you may transpose some Underoath, Say Anything, or Gorgoroth lyrics. I once used a witty remake of a Ethel Merman song to win over this hot little granny where I play bingo. We went to her place, she made cookies; one thing led to another. And it all started with a little jingle once I worked up my courage. And ofcourse, other forms of art, such as human video solos can work well to. Again, don't be up front with your intentions, especially if you decide to go this route.

And thats about it. Just stick to these guidelines, and you'll be meeting her parents and n her bedroom by next week.
We're only strays.
#40
Quote by technicolour
First urinate to mark your territory, that should double for attracting potential mates. If it entices her, hang around with her for awhile. When she's ready to breed, she'll lay down, in a comfortable, shaded area. Then you can proceed to mount her. If she gets a little aggressive, try nipping the back of her neck to show her who's dominant.

Hope that helps.


ROFL awesome...
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