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#1
I'm sure some of you know the feeling:

You're having sex with your girlfriend. You go to throw the condom away and you can swear that it appears that there's something that resembles semen on the outside of the condom. So you think, "Did the condom rip?"

And then, after that, your girlfriend's period is late, and you don't get any sleep at night because you're paranoid that she's pregnant.


Yeah, I'm having that paranoia right now. A good month ago me and my girlfriend were having sex and when I throw the condom away it appeared that there was semen on the outside. At first I thought, "Maybe she just came, and that's what this is." So I ask her if she did, and she said that yes, she did in fact come. So that was a little weight off my mind.

But now she's late for her period.
I hate hate HATE this paranoid feeling so much.
I mean, I know there are several things that can delay a period, like stress (she started school again recently) and having sex close to that time of the month (we had sex four days ago, I'm sure that could've delayed it).

It's just an uncomofrting feeling.
Poor advice.
#3
Oh ****


Remeber if pregnancy occurs remember Captian Falcon on SSBM

"FALCON PUNCH!"


On a more serious note, try to relax a little and if worse comes to worse, then worry!
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#4
That must suck.

I look forward to feeling that same paranoia soon.

EDIT:

To the guy above:

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#5
You should start calling your girlfriend "prego"or "preggers" from this point forward
#7
Quote by Metal_Rich
That must suck.

I look forward to feeling that same paranoia soon.

EDIT:

To the guy above:




HAHAHAHAHAHA


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#9
uhhhh i use the condoms that have the spermacidal stuff on them too, just in case....
#11
+ if you suspect anything get morning after pill
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#12
My freind was partying with this girl he knows and they were drinking and it turns out she was pregnant, she drank a lot apparently and she wasnt pregnant anymore, i think she might been pregnant for 1-3 weeks tho so idk u can try that lol
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#13
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+ if you suspect anything get morning after pill


Would a morning after pill work a good month after sex?
Poor advice.
#14
no sadly not, but my advice is to do this straightaway if you suspect anything. May I ask how old you both are?
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#15
at the "Falcon Punch" pic.
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#16
This is the part where I get ridiculed....


I'm 20 and she's.....17. But you know what? I don't care. I get it alot. I know plenty of people in relationships with huger age gaps. And here in good ole' Ohio, the legal age of consent is 16.
Poor advice.
#17
Quote by stellar_legs
This is the part where I get ridiculed....


I'm 20 and she's.....17. But you know what? I don't care. I get it alot. I know plenty of people in relationships with huger age gaps. And here in good ole' Ohio, the legal age of consent is 16.

? I see nothing wrong with 20 and 17.

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My freind was partying with this girl he knows and they were drinking and it turns out she was pregnant, she drank a lot apparently and she wasnt pregnant anymore, i think she might been pregnant for 1-3 weeks tho so idk u can try that lol

#18
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That must suck.

I look forward to feeling that same paranoia soon.

EDIT:

To the guy above:


That's horribly funny.
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Interesting question...
#19
Does anyone wanna offer me some actual advice?

Can a 17 year old have an abortion without parent consent?
Poor advice.
#20
Quote by stellar_legs
This is the part where I get ridiculed....


I'm 20 and she's.....17. But you know what? I don't care. I get it alot. I know plenty of people in relationships with huger age gaps. And here in good ole' Ohio, the legal age of consent is 16.


There's nothing wrong with that.
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Does anyone wanna offer me some actual advice?

Can a 17 year old have an abortion without parent consent?

I'm not an abortionist, but I imagine it depends on who you go to.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#21
Quote by stellar_legs
Does anyone wanna offer me some actual advice?

Can a 17 year old have an abortion without parent consent?


I believe they can, yes.

EDIT: ok, I was wrong.
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#22
Quote by stellar_legs
Does anyone wanna offer me some actual advice?

Can a 17 year old have an abortion without parent consent?


http://members.aol.com/abtrbng/o2919-12.htm

(B)(1)(a) No person shall knowingly perform or induce an abortion upon a woman who is pregnant, unmarried, under eighteen years of age, and unemancipated unless at least one of the following applies:

(ii) One of the woman's parents, her guardian, or her custodian has consented in writing to the performance or inducement of the abortion;
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#23
Honestly, I'm probably over-reacting.

She says she's almost positive I have nothing to worry about.
I hope so.
Poor advice.
#24
Quote by stellar_legs
Does anyone wanna offer me some actual advice?

Can a 17 year old have an abortion without parent consent?


no she can't...(guessing) but it seem kinda logical
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#25
Yea, I've been there before. It's never nice. A lot of the time you're freaking out about nothing, but I don't want to be the guy who has to get it wrong just that once.
#26
Quote by stellar_legs
This is the part where I get ridiculed....


I'm 20 and she's.....17. But you know what? I don't care. I get it alot. I know plenty of people in relationships with huger age gaps. And here in good ole' Ohio, the legal age of consent is 16.

Well, the fact that she's 17 makes it seem a little less likely that she'll be pregnant.
Teenage girls don't have a real 'set' time for their periods, because of hormones and all that nonsense.

Hopefully, you won't have to worry about it.
But, just in case...

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#27
Quote by stellar_legs
This is the part where I get ridiculed....


I'm 20 and she's.....17. But you know what? I don't care. I get it alot. I know plenty of people in relationships with huger age gaps. And here in good ole' Ohio, the legal age of consent is 16.


ahhhh...dude what part of ohio do you live? If you don't mind me asking?
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ahhhh...dude what part of ohio do you live? If you don't mind me asking?


Dayton area.
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#30
well is she ****ing pregnant or not? they make things that will tell you ya know...
#32
"No person shall knowingly perform or induce an abortion upon a woman who is pregnant"


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#33
Quote by stellar_legs
Does anyone wanna offer me some actual advice?

Can a 17 year old have an abortion without parent consent?


In an alley with an uncoiled hanger, yes.
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#34
Have you thought of using a pregnancy test?

Per chance? That might help you know...

Don't mean to sound like a twat
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#37
Quote by Mr.Rodgers
Have you thought of using a pregnancy test?

Per chance? That might help you know...

Don't mean to sound like a twat


She doesn't want to get one yet. She wants to wait on her period a little more, and if it's really late, then she's going to get one.
Poor advice.
#38
Hmm, fair enough.

How long is she late now? IMO, leave it a couple more days then get one.

Pegnancy scare is a bitch. It's worse when you find out she is and the worst happens..
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#39
i get really paranoid when my bus is late in th morning so i know the feeling! well theres bnot much that can be said, nait-semen lube would have been helpful. You have do deal with the` consequences of sex man. If she is pregnant, you gotts asupport her decision. Dont be a jackass and hit mexico.
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#40
Be a jack-ass, hit Mexico!
Only if she is pregnant though.
I was kidding by the way. Let's just hope she's not pregnant, and next time, make sure she's on the pill. And use two condoms. With spermicide. That should be safe.
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