#1
Ok so today at lunch, everyone was all calm and eating, and then I heard a scream and I look and there was this huge swarm of bees! it looked so kool. then (since I have P.E. Afterwards) they made us all go back into the locker rooms while the kicked the bees out, everyone made so much noise, kicking the lockers and doing all this crap. and this teacher got really pissed, and I know him too, he barely shows any emotion, but this time he was like "dang dood!" so yea it was a kool experience, everyone lived but, yea

anyone have any experience like this at school?

EDIT: i forgot to mention that my teacher mentioned i think 5,000 but i think she exaggerated, it was about 500 or something like that.
Last edited by thefoundationof at Sep 7, 2007,
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no, but one time there was a random dog chilling in our field and one kid punched it and the dog snapped and went crazy and everyone had to go inside.
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umm back in bc like 97 or 98 there was a bear attack . Cops came to place the bear in the woods.
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In 10th grade, a rat apparently fell into the heater and died in my English class.

Stunk up the whole hallway, we had to have class in the library for a week because it cooked into the heater
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#11
Reminds me of today..we saw a couple bee's coming out of the pipe outside our shop room so me and a few friends look one friends like hmm *kicks pipe*

I have never seen that many bee's in my life..we ran like hell.
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One time a dog ran through my school and 5 or 6 teachers were chasing it.
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There was once a raccoon outside of elementary school 6 hours before school so we weren't allowed to go outside.


and I guess I didn't help by kicking it towards the school doors.
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In 10th grade, a rat apparently fell into the heater and died in my English class.

Stunk up the whole hallway, we had to have class in the library for a week because it cooked into the heater


That happened here too and again when I used the heating vent in the bathroom as a urinal.
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yeah theres tons of yellow jackets here but we just kinda learn to rub them off
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In 10th grade, a rat apparently fell into the heater and died in my English class.

Stunk up the whole hallway, we had to have class in the library for a week because it cooked into the heater



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#21
on wenesday or thursday this week there was a fire drill and it was real. the teachers thought it was a drill so at the entrance they had us wait like 2 mins and they said go back upstairs turned out it was real next thing u noe fire fighters are in the school. stupid ass teachers -_-
#22
my middle school gets bear attacks, snakes, deers, hawks, all these crazy stuff really often. it's near the mountains. my brother goes there now, and he frequently gets stuck in school for a good hour afterschool because the cops don't let'em out.


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#24
Back when I was in school, the most exciting thing that happened was a colony of mice that lived in the wall cavity of the cookery classes... they called in exterminators who poisoned them all but for some reason they didn't get cleared up.

Three days later, maggot city. Someone got pushed into the wall during a fight and the whole thing collapsed (shoddy plywood partition walls got eaten almost through by said mice pre-death).

Cue trauma.
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Someone let loose a ton of crickets at my school a couple of years ago
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#27
just the other day, i was watching the news (up here in Canada) and they said something about a ****load of bee's missing...haha
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no, but one time there was a random dog chilling in our field and one kid punched it and the dog snapped and went crazy and everyone had to go inside.

I lol'd

One year as a senor prank, one kid put a dead coon in the vents. It smelled for 3 days before they figured out where it was coming from.
Needless to say someone said something
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on wenesday or thursday this week there was a fire drill and it was real. the teachers thought it was a drill so at the entrance they had us wait like 2 mins and they said go back upstairs turned out it was real next thing u noe fire fighters are in the school. stupid ass teachers -_-


One time these kids ordered a whole bunch of pizza's to the school and coincidentally a kid pulled the alarm.

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Last year some dude with a gun roamed the campus. We were on lock down for hours :-/
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Ok so today at lunch, everyone was all calm and eating, and then I heard a scream and I look and there was this huge swarm of bees! it looked so kool. then (since I have P.E. Afterwards) they made us all go back into the locker rooms while the kicked the bees out, everyone made so much noise, kicking the lockers and doing all this crap. and this teacher got really pissed, and I know him too, he barely shows any emotion, but this time he was like "dang dood!" so yea it was a kool experience, everyone lived but, yea

anyone have any experience like this at school?

EDIT: i forgot to mention that my teacher mentioned i think 5,000 but i think she exaggerated, it was about 500 or something like that.



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Actually I completely believe you.

I just really want to see the shenanigans of a swarm of bees in school.
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#33
yesterday night, it was marching band practice, and at the end of it, a lot of people were talking and goofing off while the director was giving off instructions, so he had us stand at attention (head up, shoulders back, stand perfectly still) for 3 minutes, and every time he saw someone move, he would restart. needless to say, we stood there for around 10 minutes, while being swarmed by mosquitoes. the second he told us we were at ease, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, knelt down and started scratching their arms, legs, necks, faces. it was hilarious, even though I'm pretty sure I lost a quarter ounce of blood

edit: okay mayby just a little bit of an exaggeration, nonetheless, it was funny as hell
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#34
My friends were walking to school and they found 2 black labs and released them in the school. Now THAT was funny.
#35
in 9th grade there were birds stuck in the vent with baby birds
and all class you could here
"chrip chrip chrip"
reallyannoying
well lets saay there was no chriping when monday strolled along


theydied
#36
Apparently for a senior prank a couple years back, some kids let a ton of chickens loose in the school.

..The administration was not amused.

Then last year, this one girl told everyone that our school went on lock down because "some crazy guy was gonna shoot up the school." The real story was that some guy punched some kid at the dentist and stole $10 and then drove by our school and ran into a tree, and was arrested. Almost the same thing.
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yesterday night, it was marching band practice, and at the end of it, a lot of people were talking and goofing off while the director was giving off instructions, so he had us stand at attention (head up, shoulders back, stand perfectly still) for 3 minutes, and every time he saw someone move, he would restart. needless to say, we stood there for around 10 minutes, while being swarmed by mosquitoes. the second he told us we were at ease, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, knelt down and started scratching their arms, legs, necks, faces. it was hilarious, even though I'm pretty sure I lost a quarter ounce of blood

edit: okay mayby just a little bit of an exaggeration, nonetheless, it was funny as hell



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#38
A deer ran through the window of the industrial arts room in my junior high school. Yep, thats Canada for ya.
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#40
kangaroos used to fight in my old school. me and my friends cheered them on, and bet (for bragging rights) on the winner. it was heaps of fun.

and there were birds that laid eggs every second year in the middle of the school grounds, and they went nuts if you came near them.

the roos were the best though. it was so much fun. they really smashed each other!
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