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#3
1. have something smallish in your pocket
2. get up and reach in your pocket like your searching for it
3. scratch balls

assuming your pockets are big enough for you to reach over there
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#7
stand up. stick out right hand. insert in pants. scratch balls. remove hand. wash hand (optional). carry on.
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#8
Quote by jeff541
stand up. stick out right hand. insert in pants. scratch balls. remove hand. wash hand (optional). carry on.


agreed.
#9
what's up with all the genital questions today? This is like thread number four.
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#12
yeah i was a bit bored and looking for the most innovative and thought provoking suggestion.
#14
Quote by jeff541
stand up. stick out right hand. insert in pants. scratch balls. remove hand. smell hand. wash hand (optional). carry on.


fixed.
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#16
be a man

a real man itches there balls in public,of course not full out,just itch your pants wherever your balls are
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#17
Quote by Henry Polfave
be a man

a real man itches there balls in public,of course not full out,just itch your pants wherever your balls are




Because touching yourself in public is sooo manly. That's how you get chicks, man.
#18
Quote by paulvxD


Because touching yourself in public is sooo manly. That's how you get chicks, man.



who said i wanted chicks?
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#20
Quote by paulvxD



no i like horses actually
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#22
Excuse yourself to the bathroom and rip away?
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#24
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no i like horses actually


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#25
it's all about the pinch and roll
1.pinch scrotum
2.roll scrotum around
3.no more itch
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#26
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#28
Quote by paulvxD
You're a zoophiliac

(sorry, I don't have a pic for this one)



it's called beastility,trust me i know a thing or moo about it
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#29
Miggy, that's exactly what I do...lol and I thought I was unique.
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#30
Quote by Henry Polfave
it's called beastility,trust me i know a thing or moo about it


You're a bestialitic?

gtfo
#31
Quote by paulvxD
You're a bestialitic?

gtfo



oh yeah,got any feathery cocks?
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#32
If you're around just other guys, discretion is totally unneccesary. If around women folk, go to a different room, or do the pocket technique very carefully.
#34
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LMFAO that is very funny
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#35
just itch them?

or bounce your leg. that works for me.
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#37
scratch and sniff?
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#38
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scratch and sniff?


+1


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#39
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fixed.

holy **** i've done that before.
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#40
Hmmm. somebody should start a topic on how to hide boners in public. especially when you're in class, and you have to get up to present... oh man. that's the worse.
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