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One time, being really young and oh so horny, I prayed and asked God if he could put a hot, naked chick on my couch for me to fuck. The sad thing is...I actually thought he might do it, and I was serious about it. Now I look back and just laugh my ass off...

What are some things you guys prayed for when you were younger, but now realize they were completely ridiculous?
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#4
i prayed for god to be real.
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#7
lmao I prayed to have dragon ball z powers and I thought I would wake up the next morning with them... damn I was pissed when I woke up today lmao all true until the ....
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#8
i definitely prayed for chics.

and to be the greatest soccer player in the entire world.

God is 1 for 2 so far. ;P
#9
I prayed that when i was constipated that it would all come out. Yeah its a little weird.
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#11
when i was like 13, i lost my first girlfriend over a something really stupid. My phone died and she thought i hung up on her and she refused to talk to me.

So i asked god that night to bring her back, I told him i'd give up anything, even my hamster scrappy...
Needless to say, scrappy died a week later, however, i never did get the girl back.

It was such a dumb relationship too, all we did was hang out and say "i love you", there was no hand-holding or kissing or anything.... It was really childish...
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#12
Well both things I wanted have been said. Naked Chick and DBZ powers. Oh and for Pokemon to be real.
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#14
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a bigger penis

hasnt followed through has he..? lol sorry had to
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#15
For a new amp, an airsoft gun. Stuff that you kind of have to ask your parents before you get.
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#16
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....Oh and for Pokemon to be real.


+100 here, i prayed to be the guy that had all pokemons too if they were real
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#17
I used to ask god to sway people's opinions and stuff. I also used to pray that stuff was actually secretly real, and that I would be one of the privilaged few to know about it (Pokemon, the Force, various fantasy and sci fi concepts).

As I moved into puberty, I used to ask him to help me out with the ladies... eventually I started constantly praying to stop liking this one chick, after that my religiousness kinda tapered off.
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#18
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#19
I prayed for a little brother,,,I got a little sister instead,,,but shes pretty tomboyish
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hasnt followed through has he..? lol sorry had to


mind you I was 8 when I prayed for that

it was my endocrine system that came through for me
#23
Wow I thought I was weird, now I know that I am a-ok average. Thanks UG!

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I prayed that when i was constipated that it would all come out. Yeah its a little weird.



when you constipated just watch a few minutes of Jimmy Kimmel, works everytime
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#25
immortality...pretty sad that if it was granted it would be my worst nightmare now
#26
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

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#27
there was this one girl i really liked, and our friendship kinda was ruined because of it, so i prayed for like, forever for her to come back.
oh, and things like super powers, like flying, laser beams, and the like.
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Yes, I'd love to be Miss America. If only i was a woman


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#30
Whelllll, lemme tell ya now sonny,

Way back in them thar '60s when I was a just a young whipper-snapper, I prayed fer a Mercedes Benz, a color TV, and a night on the town. Dint work. Got me none of them things. There was this one drunk stoner-chick what herd me prayin' though. She seemed ta think it was funny fer some reason. Never did figger out what ever happened ta her...




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#31


I prayed to grow up to be this man..

Still working on it. That's why I took up smoking, so when my lungs and heart get all ****ed up, and I need an iron lung or something, I will technically be a cyborg.
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#32
One time, being really young and oh so horny, I prayed and asked God if he could put a hot, naked chick on my couch for me to fuck. The sad thing is...I actually thought he might do it, and I was serious about it. Now I look back and just laugh my ass off...

What are some things you guys prayed for when you were younger, but now realize they were completely ridiculous?

uuh, when I hear your wish I would say: 12 or 13 years but at that age you don't believe that crap anymore so.... Were you a horny little kid of 9?
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#33
I used to wish pokémon were real... and that I had magic powers...

I also used to think that it'd take me years of practice to pick up a guitar and play my favourite songs (which was Green Day I was young...)

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#34
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To be Batman


I prayed for spiderman

EDIT: To be him, not to have him, that would of been weird...
#36
when i was like 13, i lost my first girlfriend over a something really stupid. My phone died and she thought i hung up on her and she refused to talk to me.

So i asked god that night to bring her back, I told him i'd give up anything, even my hamster scrappy...
Needless to say, scrappy died a week later, however, i never did get the girl back.

It was such a dumb relationship too, all we did was hang out and say "i love you", there was no hand-holding or kissing or anything.... It was really childish...

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#38
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What...?

Basically, God screwed him over, because God likes doing stuff like that - pretty similar to the Garden of Eden, really. Sort of "you can do whatever you like in this Earthly paradise, EXCEPT eat the delicous looking fruit from the tree I'm drawing your attention to right now".
I prayed that he'd realise one of my teachers was a Godless heathen and strike them down(hoping he wouldn't realise this was the only time I'd actually prayed on my own).
He didn't oblige.
#39
I remember playing pokemon, and whenever the one i was using would fall asleep or whatever in battle, I would pray that it would wake up next turn. It worked sometimes
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