Poll: What languages do you speak during love-making?
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Yes, baby, yes!!! (in a high-pitched voice)
0 0%
Suck me b1tch!! (Teenagers voice)
4 7%
Have you started .. (Slow voice)
2 4%
Aaah (In a male or female voice - very common)
25 46%
AAAAAA!! (Common in females)
1 2%
Do me faster! (Female tone)
1 2%
21 39%
Voters: 54.
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#1
I want to know what noises you make when you passionate love to somebody??

If its not on the list, please teach me your language, (below) so i can extend my vocabulary....
#2
Sometimes I masturbate.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


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#8
I thought the idea is you don't take down notes of what you say, POSUER!!!!!!!!!1111
#9
I count from 0 to 255 and back in base 2.
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#10
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#15
I don't get it.
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#16
A mix of "Mouth," "Your" and "Shut." Sometimes I add a "Slag" in there when I get really excited.
#17
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"Ureh Ureh Ureh"


LOL
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#20
I'm usually silent, except for heavy breathing. My girlfriend makes a loooot of noise though haha, she's more of a "yes baby yes" person and a "slower...slower...faster...faster"
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#21
*whistles tune to 'Funky Town'*
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the muffin!
#22
"Say my name biatch! SAY IT! YEEEAH I LIKE IT DAT WAY BIATCH! Now turn around you *****! I told you to turn around you fcking biatch!"

Yup, I win...
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#26
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dude you have the coolest avatar i have EVER seen
is there a larger version of that ****

penn and teller for the win
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#27
i keep silent
dead silent
until just before climax
then release an angel of death scream
needless to say i don't get repeat customers
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#28
'now We Know'
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#30
I squeal like a stuck pig.
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#34
"so uh.. what was your name again?"
You are not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
#35
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'now We Know'


hahaha
"oh yes, now we know! now we know!"

im often quiet
i let the female make the noises
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#38
Basically I just keep fairly quiet throughout. I try to throw in the occasional "Oh yeah.." so the girl doesn't complain about the lack of noise...

Unless of course the girl likes it rough and dirty at which point I call her a slut and my bitch and all sorts of other nice little pet names
#40
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"I'll cut you if you scream!"



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