#2
Thakns J dog.
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#3
My god she looks so white trash.

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#6
That picture looks photoshopped, badly.
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#8
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I don't want a Hummer, never mind a Hummer that's been contaminated by Fergie

Bahahahaha.
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#9
ill take a hummer from her.... o u mean the truck... nvm
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#10
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That picture looks photoshopped, badly.
i was thinking the same thing
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#11
Yeah, but only if it comes with that truck behind her, too....
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#15
You know, ebay is a face of all evil, I want it hand delivered by her, I then want her to drive me around and show me how to work the stick... *cough*...
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#17
But can it handle speedhumps? speedhumps?

And I wouldn't buy it, first of all because its a hummer and second of all because she used to be a he.
#18
I really REAAAAALLY hate her


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#19
Quote by kaptink
But can it handle speedhumps? speedhumps?

And I wouldn't buy it, first of all because its a hummer and second of all because she used to be a he.

She used to be a he? More like she still is an it.
#20
The main picture looks to photoshopped
this one, on the other hand, looks real
Blah
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#21
Quote by kaptink
But can it handle speedhumps? speedhumps?

And I wouldn't buy it, first of all because its a hummer and second of all because she used to be a he.


Is that actually true?
Prove it.
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#22
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#24
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The main picture looks to photoshopped
this one, on the other hand, looks real
Blah

It's clearly some pedo thats took that photo whilst she's been enjoying the sun atop of her hummer.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#27
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Lol, you wanted head from a boi.

lol, so :p

I just wiki'ed her and shes definately a female & even had a lesbian relationship... so there
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#28
i dont know what you people see in her. she is sooo ugly!
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#29
Quote by kaptink
But can it handle speedhumps? speedhumps?

And I wouldn't buy it, first of all because its a hummer and second of all because she used to be a he.


Used to be?
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