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So... my girlfriend just walked into the room with just a towel and opened it to me. The end. I think I'm gonna be off UG for a few hours now... PEACE!
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#3
I dare you to show this to your girlfriend!!!


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#5
If by hours you mean 58 seconds, including the time it takes for the clothes to come off and go back on, sure.
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#6
Why do you need to tell us you're going to be absent from UG for a while to perform embarrassingly short sex?
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#9
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What the fuck.

So she opens the towel and you say "lol hold on", and make this thread?


Her : Hi baby *opens towel*

Him : ORLY? *creates thread*

Her: YA RLY!!!11ONEONEONE

Him: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!11one
#11
I think that he means that he saw that his girlfriend had a dick, a big dick, so big infact that hes left UG to cry for a bit.
#13
how did you found time to make this thread
you should be making weird noises by now

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Her : Hi baby *opens towel*

Him : ORLY? *creates thread*

Her: YA RLY!!!11ONEONEONE

Him: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!11one




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Her : Hi baby *opens towel*

Him : ORLY? *creates thread*

Her: YA RLY!!!11ONEONEONE

Him: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!11one



hahahaha headshot haha tha was awesome i think thats sig worthy
#15
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What the fuck.

So she opens the towel and you say "lol hold on", and make this thread?


Exactly what I was thinking.

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#16
did you just google "hot ladies with towels"? because it's not real, you know. i'm trying to let you down gently here, but...there is a real world, away from two dimensional women and one handed typing.
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#17
Is she a plastic doll?
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What the fuck.

So she opens the towel and you say "lol hold on", and make this thread?


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#19
Go to the "only drug thread" for ****s sake, we dont want to hear about your hallucinations here.
#20
She opened a towel, gave it to him and told him to fold it.

Because he finds this kind of thing difficult it will take him a few hours.
That was my interpretation of it anyway.
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So... my sister just walked into the room with just a towel and opened it to me. The end. I think I'm gonna be off UG for a few hours now... PEACE!


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#24
No. It happened. Just nothing further. By being back I meant I was going to try and push the events further... to no avail. Why must parents always be home?
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#25
blatently hasnt happened, cause first you made a thread about it and second you then took the time to edit the minutes to hours or maybe you finished between those two actions
#26
I call bull****. I doubt you would have made a thread if your girl dropped her towel. You would be far to aroused to think straight, let alone type right. So stop making up **** on this lonely Saturday night...
#27
hey..... wasnt this guy on the virgins by choice thread a few days ago saying he wants to wait to get married before sex
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#28
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No. It happened. Just nothing further. By being back I meant I was going to try and push the events further... to no avail. Why must parents always be home?


LOL WUT?? She got scared of your penis???



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#29
Given that you decided to make a thread before acting upon your 'girlfriends' opening of towel action, you either:
A) Do not have a girlfriend
B) Will be back very shortly due to embarrassing penis size/premature ejaculation.
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#31
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No. It happened. Just nothing further. By being back I meant I was going to try and push the events further... to no avail. Why must parents always be home?



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that was like.....what?.......30 seconds?
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hey..... wasnt this guy on the virgins by choice thread a few days ago saying he wants to wait to get married before sex


And that's why nothing else happened. Pics or not. She and I know it happened. And she watched me make the thread. And we laughed like real people instead of sex machines.
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#34
wow u my friend have no balls
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#35
Okay, maybe I don't think doing it at 16 is the wisest choice to make, I'M SORRY.
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#36
haha wise choice good one....
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#38
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pics or i didnt happen


...sorry but i had to


lmao... nice typo there :P
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#39
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No. It happened. Just nothing further. By being back I meant I was going to try and push the events further... to no avail. Why must parents always be home?



your girlfriend takes showers at your house?....

definintely a load of crap....
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Oh, plox internetz godz0rs plox rem0ve teh nubz fruhm mah intarnetz!!

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